bouncebrigade

It's called the "Have A Rant Thread", so I've had my rant. Clearly not to everyone's liking (cunts) but I'll stand by it.

Cunts who walk around when it's three degrees and raining in just a shirt. Yeah, no problem, I'll gladly foot the bill (as a taxpayer) when you go to hospital with pnuemonia.

Fair enough. However, my overriding impression from watching a documentary about it was that it was badly handled by the co-pilot(s) and that what happened with the pitot tubes shouldn't have led to a crash, albeit they were in a horrible situation (sirens sounding in the cockpit in the middle of the night at 37,000 ft over the Atlantic with not an airport in sight).

Leave the wet wipes out of it. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31736835

This had me in convulsions. Had to walk away from my desk.

Yeah, a bit eerie alright. I hope it's not a case of like father like son.

I'm no conspiracy theorist but from extensive reading on this, pilot suicide mass murder seems most likely.

This is not correct. AF 447 was primarily down to pilot error. Basically, one of the co-pilots was trying to increase altitude, thereby pointing the nose upwards and consequently reducing speed, when he should actually have been pointing the nose downwards to regain speed. The plane then effectively stalled and fell out of the sky.

This is a bit weird. http://www.lolwot.com/allegedly-linked-to-mh370-malaysia-airlines-wet-wipe-found-in-australia/?utm_source=ob.dnews&utm_medium=referral

Clickedly click, can't see for shit.

My brother's mate's father's ex-girlfriend's uncle's mistress nearly won a fiver once.

Would you eat cottage pie out of a tramp's arse just to get a smell of her nail varnish?

Then that makes you a twat. Twat.

Has he ever played at centre half before?

Unknown, known, unknowns.

The only difference between this and a suicide bomber is the lack of a copy of the Koran.

He's clearly gone into to rehab for crystal meth addicton.

It would be the ultimate test in self-discipline.

I'm sure you can somehow drag Obama or drones or how ISIS could be defeated in a weekend into this.

If the other lad didn't take a toilet break then none of this would have happened. They were 20 minutes into the flight, for fuck sake. I'd say he was going in to jack one off.

One word that DOESN'T sum up this thread: Compassion.

Don't get the liberal lefties going.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germanwings-crash-descent-may-have-been-deliberate-suicidal-choice-by-pilot-claims-experts-10134737.html

Would that necessarily cause the plane to crash after 8 minutes though? Didn't the Helios one continue flying, overshoot its target and only crash when it ran out of fuel? And if the other guy was knocking to get in then he was clearly still conscious so why wouldn't the lad in the cockpit also be conscious?

The biggest problem with missing out on the top four is having to (in all probability) play in the fucking Europa League from the outset.