bouncebrigade

Granada Verona Two of my favourite European cities.

Can anyone sum this up for me?

When I read that first, I wondered why your mate had his pants round his ankles when eating his meal.

Say what you like about Pennant, he's certainly persistent.

Can Allen Coutinho

I am really surprised to see Sterling mentioned. I thought he was an embarrassment.

Keep him for another season but top four (or higher) and a trophy or else he's out the door.

Markovic at RWB I'd say. Gerrard, Coutinho, Sterling as the front three.

Van Gaal's interview with the Beeb after yesterday's match is a fucking disgrace. Cunt should be made apologise for that carry on. Stupid twat lost a game of football so it's ok to make a holy show of a poor fella just trying to do his job. Football people living in a bubble with no appreciation for the bigger things going on in the world. Try living in a Syrian refugee camp for a few days you fucking Butthead looking, smarmy, pinch faced wanker.

And take down all the posters?

x2, Faustus.

Right aligned teams don't win Cup semi finals.

Only the seven midfielders.

I see we have another apologist. What other regimes are you referring to? I can see the many mistakes the West made over the past few decades but I'm fucked if I'm giving these whack jobs a free pass because of it. And I'd be willing to wager that these views were just as severe pre-invasions.

Oh you want worldwide Muslim positivity. How about a majority wanting death for adulterers, homosexuals, and apostates. Or maybe that suicide bombing civilians is justified.

Hard to argue with any of that.

"Islamic Positive Thread"

Gaddafi was clearly a deranged tyrant but helping to get rid of him was definitely a mistake. Like all good dictators, he had discontent kept to a minimum, by very questionable means for sure, but still. Nonetheless, I lay the blame for these deaths at the door of the jihadist cunts who have since assumed the mantle in Libya and made it impossible to live there unless you comply with their medieval rules. The West made a mistake (as it often does) but evil people are evil, end of.

Fuck sake, I don't why I come in here, but once I do I'm caught and have to respond. Actually, fuck it I couldn't be arsed. Other than to say Borini is absolute fucking dog dirt.

No need.

They don't feel anything and I can't risk eating it in my sleep. Therefore, assassinate.

No positive Islamic stories for four weeks? Well here's one. They threw 12 Christians to their death off a refugee boat in the Mediterranean. Religion of peace etc, rinse and repeat.

How about Stuart Bingham?

No, Wolfsburg are the best team EVER. So an Evertonian recently told me.

And for punching Andy Burton between the eyes with a lot of force, obviously.