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Red Rose of Normandy. There are simply no words to describe how bad this film is. Low budget, terrible acting, shit storyline. Like a really poor amdram production. It might actually have been made as a joke, im not sure. 0/10

He has been in the top 2/3 players at the euros. There is no fucking way we should be selling him for less than £25m, especially as I've just thought of a great song for him !

Bamberg. Absolutely gorgeous.

Saving private Ryan or Kajaki

Cant believe i hadnt watched a single episode til just over a week ago, im on series 5 episode 6 now. It is just outstanding. Fannyville USA ! Oh the things I would do to the mother of dragons ! Oh, and the storyline is not bad either.

The thread is not "name a shit band". The Clash sound like a bunch of 8 year olds in a garage playing instruments they picked up for the first time only two days ago.massively over rated imo.

Ive started listening to absolute radio recently, and they play The Clash quite often. I've tried to understand the hype surrounding The Clash , but i just don't get it. Average lyrics, shit vocals, shit tunes.Who gets your vote ?

The Disturbed cover of Sound of Silence is fucking immense.

Eddie the Eagle steaming pile of total dogshit. 2/10

This thread has gone tits up. Coors ? seriously ?

Couple in a hole. A scottish couple live in a hole in the french pyrenees to be near the spot where their son died. Basically they become feral. Absolutely fucking awful film. 3/10

It must be difficult for you, if you need to employ a taster, im willing to step up.

Putting it simply, everything else is inferior.

The time traveller's wife. Time travel films always fuck with my brain, very difficult to keep up with. This is a really good film though. 7/10

Anomalisa Had some superb reviews so I thought I would give it a go. I think the many reviews may have been a case of the emperors new clothes. It was simply boring. 5:10

It's a bit like Sleepless in Seattle, apart from the storyline.

Remember 8.5/10 after the death of his wife,An elderly auschwitz survivor with dementia goes in search of the former auschwitz SS officer who murdered his family. Absolutely superb.

Olympus has fallen What utter, utter dogshit. Smother every conceivable American action movie cliche in fresh dogshit, then set it on fire. This, ladies and gentlemen, is "Olympus has fallen". Quite why Gerard Butler and morgan freeman decided to get involved in this bollocks is beyond me. 3/10

Room 8/10 Story of a Girl held captive in a shed for seven years . basically she is raped by her kidnapper and has to look after her son for 5 years in the shed til they can escape. Fantastic acting , especially from the little boy. Watch it if you get the chance.

Ex machina. Absolutely superb. never wanted to fuck a machine as much in my life, unless you count a fleshlight as a machine. 8/10

45 years. Couple are married 45 years, have an anniversary party. Find out the fella had a previous girlfriend. Thats it, no, really, thats it. Dont waste a couple of hours of your life on this shit. 2/10

In the heart of the sea. Would have been 9/10 if it wasn't for Hemsworths ridiculous accent. Fantastic film though 8/10

suddenly I'm finding her even more attractive. marvellous what a bit of minge can do.

bridge of spies. Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg, what could go wrong ? 8/10

Star Wars, the force awakens. A return to the original Star Wars feel. 9/10 The hateful 8. pretty good, if not a bit drawn out. 6.5 /10 legend: fucking spot on. Great British gangster film at its best 8/10 sicario: never had a fucking clue what was going on. Boring. 4/10