Nelly-Szoboszlai

Didn't a Ghanaian player get booked today for playing on as he couldn't hear the whistle? Picture the scene, 89th minute of the semi-final. Game tightly poised at 1-1. The ball gets played through to a player already on a booking, who is just off side. Flag goes up, ref blows his whistle. The player in question doesn't hear this because of the Vuvuzelas, plays on and slots the ball in the back of the net, with the only thought in his head being scoring the goal that puts his country in the World Cup final. He subsequently picks up a yellow card/second yellow and misses the final all because he couldn't hear the whistle because of the cunt-cornets. Get these bloody monstrosities of a creation banned now!

£15.00 losing bet on 888 from yesterday now refunded. Bet with it again on the following: £8 Klose fgs (9/2) £2 Schweinsteiger fgs (10/1) £1 Neill first card (9/1) £1 Germany 3 Australia 2 (33/1 - more in hope of an exciting game, than in expectation) £2 Klose to score with a header (9/2) £1 Schweinsteiger to score from outside the box (10/1)

Lighten up, miserable arses. Granted it could be better. However, we are THREE days into the tournament. Bit too early to judge it yet and call it the most boring World Cup ever. Only 9 goals, compared to other previous tournaments. And? Look who have played. Greece, Slovenia, Algeria, an out of sorts France and Serbia. Hardly going to be a goal fest with those teams. We still have Brazil, Spain, Netherlands, Italy, Germany and an exciting Chile team to come. If your not enjoying it, don't watch. There's always Big Brother instead.....

That PANSTIL at right back for Ghana looks good. Can't believe they're playing him instead of PANTSIL from Fulham though. (Check out the back of his shirt).

Yep, looking forward to this game. Looking forward to seeing Jovanovic and Krasic. Should be good. Let's just hope the big European lump up front in this game is a bit better than the one in the previous game.

Cardinal sin committed. I've changed my mind. Little bet on Vidic, but main bet is Milijas first goal at 16/1. African teams can sometimes be a bit rash defensively. 6 games in to the tournament and still no penalty awarded. I can see a penalty being awarded sooner rather than later and Milijas takes the pens. Worth a dabble.

Main bet in. Now for Vidic to do the business. Also having a go on 2-0 and maybe Kacar anytime, if he plays.

On the self-belief issue, somebody commented on the same point re: Greece. Why do nations slog it out in the qualifiers and then just don't turn up or look arsed once they are actually at the World Cup proper. It baffles me. Fair enough, play compact defensive football against better teams, but Greece and Slovenia could have won comfortably if they would have had a go at their respective opponents, in my humble opinion.

Yes, but commentary and shit punditry is part of the game. Has been for a long time. You can just shout back at the tele and revel in your superior football knowledge. But, BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ constantly is less annoying? Come on. Behave.

This is bullshit.

I enjoy listening to the crowd at the World Cup, listening to the unique songs of each nation. Spain, Brazil, Argentina etc.....Instead, we get: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Constantly. FOR 90 FECKING MINUTES. Twats.

It's a terrible game so far. Both teams are very, very average. Plus, I've bet on Novakovic to score first and he looks like he's doing his best impersonation of a white Michael Ricketts.

I'd jizz on her bum hole....Eeeeeeeeeeeh, you feltcher!

For tomorrow: Slovenia to win to nil - 15/8. Line ups permitting: Novakovic (Slovenia) first goal - 5/1. Vidic (Serbia) first goal 33/1 and anytime at 12/1. Schweinsteiger (Germany) first goal 12/1.

Katy Perry has boss tits. That is all.

Just opened an account with 888sport.com. No lose offer on first bet up to max of £20. Was only going to deposit £15, but did £30 instead and lashed £15 no lose bet on an outside bet for first goal in the Argies game: Taye Tiawo: Left back for Nigeria. Cannonball of a left foot. Takes free kicks. Can see it being a physical game with lots of free kicks. Factor in the new ball. Worth a little dabble, especially with nothing to lose, literally. My other £15 notes went on: £10 on Higuain first goal at 4's. £2 on Higuain 2-0 Scorecast at 25's £2 on Danny Shittu first card at 10's £1 on Method of first goal - Penalty at 10's. Only time will tell....(but quite fancy the Taiwo bet)

- £50 on Algeria to finish bottom of their group at 5/6. - £10 Spain outright winners at 4/1. - £2.50 e/w Italy outright winners at 16/1. - £10 David Villa top goal scorer at 8/1 - £ 2.50 e/w top goal scorer on the following: Antonio Di Natale @ 66/1 Peter Crouch @ 33/1 Humberto Suazo @ 125/1 Will do a few little bets in the individual games too.

Google away, sunshine. I'm not doing all the hard work for you.

Was Heskey's bird very tall, or were the rest of the WAG's very short. She towered above them. She's lovely looking, Heskey's bird, and seems quite down to earth as well. Star of that programme though was Dave Lamb. Some of his lines tonight were genuinely laugh out loud moments. Tres Bon, Love. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. etc etc etc

^ This.

Are you John Prescott?

No kids of my own yet, but I became an uncle on Monday. I wasn't fussed in the build up, but i'm now besotted with my little niece. Weird sense of being over-protective already. Dead proud too. So can't begin to imagine how proud you feel as a dad, Elite. Congratulations.

That Ife is boss. Fittest in there.

I don't want Hodgson because he looks like the dead body from The Goonies who the Fratelli's murdered, the one who Chunk get's stuck in the walk in fridge/car boot with.

Somebody will score an unquantified amount of goals for us next season, a certain other player will set some of these goals up. This will lead to us finishing somewhere between 1st and 20th in the table. We'll play in red. We'll sell some players and buy a few others. People will moan. Some people won't. The atmosphere at Anfield will still be shit. Nelly-Torres in right again shocker.