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I'm happy with that sub. Firmino has offered nothing up front so far. We can get back into this, but if Swansea had a wee bit more quality we could easily be 3 down here.

Swansea out tactic'ing us here. Letting our centre backs have the ball and then just swarming us when it goes into midfield. Coutinho and Lallana and Wijnaldum are struggling to get anything going.

We need half time here.

Shithouses.

Same here. On paper, we look far superior. But, I still have nagging doubts that we're still a bunch of shit houses. Time will tell.

It's not a huge scandal. But I wouldn't say it's a nothing story. If my reading of it is right, did both teams bet on the match? If so, what outcome did they all bet on? Was it both teams betting on Redknapp's team to win? If so, would both teams really be trying to win the game? While there might not have been anything riding on the game, it's a bit sinister and kind of unfair on the fans if, if I've read it right, one team wasn't going all out to win.

Fuck all wrong with that Palace second. They've had a couple of bad calls against them here.

Feel a bit sorry for Ross Barkley. Overhyped beyond all belief by the blues, compared as their version of Gerrard based on next to fuck all to justify the comparison. And, because he's just a decent player, he can't live up to the unwarranted hype that he had no part in creating. I think it's affecting his game. He looks petrified and devoid of confidence when he's got the ball, as he appears to sense that the Everton boo boys will get on his back the minute he does something wrong.

They love their shite clock, They love their shite clooooccccck, We'd rather have trophies, Than a bird that tick tocks!

Or.... Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous, Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Where's ya famous cuckoo clock? Leading into.... We won it 5 times...

If you fancy something a bit out of the City Centre, you could go to Seiont House in the Dingle and throw stones at Syrian asylum seekers. *just joking, laaaaaaaaa!

If it's nice, a walk round St.Nicks church and gardens is cool, then down to the front.

Utter cunt, but Patel is bummable.

From The Stands – ‏@FromTStands The Telegraph are set to expose: - Steve Bruce - Alan Pardew - Mark Hughes - Ryan Giggs - Tony Pulis - Harry Redknapp - David Moyes

We wound it five times! We wound it five times! That fucking cuckoo clock, We wound it five times!

I'd proper hate to be a Muslim in the UK though. Story on the Echo Facey page tonight about a bloke who owns an offie on Hardman Street who offered teenage girls free booze in return for sexual favours. His name was clearly Sri Lankan. He turns out to be Buddhist. Yet, the Echo page is full of "religion of peace" type comments etc. Thick fuckers.

Corbyn once again saying that abuse and (real) anti-Semitism is not acceptable. He must be getting tired of saying it now, despite the identically worded claims/fallacy that he's not doing enough to tackle it.

One person is being cruelly overlooked to replace Allardyce...... Garth Crooks. Given some of the batshit crazy line ups he does in his team of the week thing on the Beeb website, at least it'd be a lively watch with him at the helm.

These 8 managers who've had allegations made against them in the Telegraph, if I've read it right, one made his players pay him £4k a month to help secure them an £8k pay rise? That's pretty shitty. The Telegraph can't drip feed this now. They need to fall on their sword and name them, purely for my noseyness.

Mutually consented, according to reports.

He's standing up. Proper giving it loads. He's dead to me.

Photos released today of him dancing and looking like he's enjoying a Robbie Williams concert. I knew it was too good to be true. We've got a wrong'un here. I think he needs to go.

Britain wants Jurgen Klopp to be its stepdad 27-09-16 BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great. After the Liverpool manager made people actually care about a Burnley-Watford match last night, the consensus was that having him around when you went back home would be ace. Arsenal fan Wayne Hayes said: “I’ve always thought Arsene Wenger would be a distant, patrician type who would constantly remind me what a disappointment I was to my mother but Jurgen would get me pissed on home brew in his shed. “He’d pop 20 Regal into my top pocket, ruffle my hair and we’d go and watch Jaws together on his massive telly.” Klopp stood in for Sky pundit Gary Neville and was immediately inundated with requests to permanently replace the former Valencia punchline. Thousands called in to the show to ask the producers to pass on a photo of their mum with her phone number on the back and a comment on how good she looks for her age. Hayes said: “Most people’s step-dads just make the bathroom a no-go area after Christmas dinner, like I reckon Sam Allardyce does.”

Bombing outside a mosque and an international Congress centre in Dresden. njackets, how does this alter your stance on allowing Germans and other white Europeans to enter the UK, if at all? Does the risk elimination "logic" still apply here?

They do need to stop some of the shooting themselves in the foot shit though. Including the latest "did they really think this through?" moment of giving away free copies of The S*n in one of the business lounges at the conference in the Echo Arena.