ZonkoVille77

A performance Fat Sam would be proud of.

Dave won't get it fixed.

Wife does the even numbers shit, or it's acceptable if it's at 5 or 15 etc. don't get it but there you go. I often "write" the outlines of words people have just said on my leg. I'll focus on one word and keep writing it with my finger on my leg, out of view of course. I'll only ever sit on the left row on the bus facing the driver. No seats then I'll stand, even if there's seats on the right row.

Frode knows.

Home and Away

I'm delighted he's turned it around. He deserved the chance to. I do however still think he's a bit of a spoofer. He easily tows the party line at all times and while it's refreshing to see a calm head at the helm during interviews etc. a part of me thinks he's really just a bit of a politician. Style of play wise, I'd give him 10/10. Proved that last season wasn't an anomaly. The team has got that flair back that they lost last year. Media wise, 10/10. He's a cutey pie media darling. Teeth, 13/10. I wish I could give more than 13. Even giving 13 is ridiculous. Spoofing RE: transfers, the Agger/Reina etc. situations, 3/10. None of this makes any sense. Just to be clear.

You've led a sheltered life NV, by the sounds of things.

Lesbians mostly look like men

Negged for drinking cheap champagne

Mig Allen Skrtel

Fuck off to dresden ya racist

That'll do donkey

I repeat. Ref is a pure cunt

Ref is a cunt

Woeful this half. .

I hate Palace I hate selhurst park I hate Pardew I hate this ref But I love valentine's day

Blazing Saddles Ferris Buellers day off Weird Science DARYL

Ring busters part 2

Has to be twins. Superb storyline and wonderful acting.

Nail on the head!

Have done but nowadays, nope. I once did a "50 Shades" type thing and pulled a birds tampon out before giving her one. She had a great body but the head of an elephant if I'm honest. Drink, getting ugly people laid since...

She's after losing a bit of weight and it ain't good. Prob on the beak.

I recently closed by facecunt account so just leaves me on twatter which I'm incognito and not friends with, well, friends. It's been bliss. I haven't been invited to little Timmys 5th birthday party or any Crap like that. Bliss I tell thee

Time taken for most men to pick a card: 30secs. Time taken for most women: 3 weeks

Good idea. Put a "cock print" on it instead of signing it, too.