Rushies tash

Ha ha, Richards getting called out twice in ten seconds. First, the commentator called him an Arsenal supporter, then Keane said he was a Man City ambassador.

Saka starting for Arsenal. What a surprise. Almost as surprising as nobody in commentary mentioning it.

Time for a 15 minute piss.

Yeah, the whole dissent initiative seems to have died a death hasn't it. Veltman has been reffing this game, not Coote.

Coote doing his level best to ruin this game the useless twat. That said, we need way more urgency.

Sit deep, have 10% possession, win 5-1. That'll do me.

Titty City

Get in.

8 minutes of added time. The ball will now spend about 30 seconds in play.

Definitely need West Ham to start feigning injury and taking a whole minute for each goal kick. The Newcastle way. And there it is. 3-3.

Not sure if this is the right thread, but Anna Haugh was on Saturday kitchen this morning, the Irish minx.

Torres can fuck off as well.

His shoulder dislocation wasn't his fault either. I think much of our frustration stems from our dislike of the international football calender as a whole - and how many players comeback broken. Especially when Arsenal's 'injured' players will no doubt trot out to start their game tomorrow.

I don't understand. If they are a solvent business, why are they having to borrow money?

Yep. From my point of view, anyway. But my point of view is that, outside of tournaments, international football is a waste of time. Understandably, they feel differently, which is their perogative. They must know how congested the fixture list is coming up though. Surely a bit of common sense should apply.

He doesn't and he isn't - but he is perfectly capable of thinking "I've just come back from injury, do I really need to be playing 180 minutes in two meaningless friendlies, or can I say I'm feeling a slight strain and stay home for one of them".

Past 20 minutes, Wales playing like they've been practising penalties all week.

Wasn't this Bell's first words over the telephone? I think he tried to standardise this as a greeting.

I live down south so the cunts don't think I pronounce "bath" or "dance" correctly.

Since promotion, we hadn't beaten Brentford at their place until this season. I don't put much stock in previous results. We'll play how we play on the day. Which is hopefully a handsome win.

This. But with a "D". Fucks sake.

Like I said, I think our lads need protecting from themselves.

I think I remember them being pronounced how you say it, so that should be enough for you to confidently confirm to your missus that you are correct.

Yep. But he didn't get injured. Maybe he should get pushed into the Alt. In his best trainees.

Robbo fucking won't. He needs launching off the Pier Head for playing tonight the fucking idiot.