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  1. brucespanner
    Coro I have no fucking idea who the fuck you are, neither do I care in all honesty, but for the love of fucking Jove shut your fucking face, you're just making yourself look like a silly, incomplete, little man.
  2. brucespanner
    Don't care who fucking started it! I'd bang your heads together but fear it'd create a spark which led to an original thought in your empty fucking heads.
  3. brucespanner
    Like fucking spastics arguing over which crayon is the best flavour! Give it a rest you fucking halfwits.
  4. brucespanner
    I think Bale is on drugs, it's been bothering me for a while now, his whole performance seems distorted, no evidence, but there is something just not sitting right about him for me.
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    My dad was/is a massive vinyl collector, it topped out in the thousands, plus a good couple of thousand 7', it contained rare print, stuff like TK was speaking about, original press, you name it, proper treasure trove stuff and worth thousands, some alone he was offered a couple of thousand on, anyhow's the judge decided in my mothers favour when it came to assets and she sold them all to a guy he hated for a couple of hundred quid, that's gonna fuck with a man's pride! He's rebuilt his collection, of sorts, he now has about 40,000 CD's, most of which the cunt doesn't pay for! He even moved house to accommodate them a couple of years back. Strange when it gets to obsession levels.
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    Or, you know, the massive religious and cultural aspect of it!
  7. brucespanner
    I hardly posted it for its musical worth, it's puerile, I agree, it's hardly malicious though, they're probably too thick to be malicious!
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    Anyone a fan? Don't know why but I've been listening to lots recently, maybe reminiscing about raiding my old mans record collection and feeling amazed that such things exist! Anyways... [YOUTUBE]yNG7fgwrWBQ[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]gaGrzSJAWYc[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]3Yw4OmQkuho[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]Z2LrDzOwuOU[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]tsz3Nj748eQ[/YOUTUBE]
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    [YOUTUBE]1FR842KUaOw[/YOUTUBE] Absofuckinglute genius from start to finish. It's how my days gone, so it's quite apt!
  11. brucespanner
    I'm the guy who tells the guy to release the virus, chain of command type shit.
  12. brucespanner
    Fuck off, it was either you or me!
  13. brucespanner
    Just when you're about to cum, or the physical execration of lust.
  14. brucespanner
    Damn right they have, I've not told them how to switch the boiler on though, because I can and I'm a cunt, I'll turn it on when I need it!
  15. brucespanner
    Fucking hell, how old is Cardie? He puts Methuselah to shame with his old man fuddery duddery.
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    I win!
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    An ex of mine was a right cunt, still to this day I don't know why we stayed together for a year, but I digress. She had a massive hangup about me smoking so she put me on a sex ban until I at least made an attempt to quit, me being the devious sod that I am started to treat it as a game. We'd lie in bed and she'd protest that I wasn't getting any, so I'd start with foreplay, warm her up a touch, then I'd go down on her until she was begging me to fuck her, at which point I'd stand up and say 'I'm going for a fag, sort yourself out' she fucking hated it! I'd come back to the room and she'd literally pounce on me, calling me a cunt throughout, it was awesome and happened all the time because she was such a dickhead.
  18. brucespanner
    I'm that fucking hungry I could eat a horse!
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    Haha, my dastardly plan is in full effect. I've 'aquired' a rotisserie cooker. I'm going to cook my bacon, and chicken for tomorrow, in it and then remove the fuse, fuck 'em! The 'chef' is now in the pub, as am I, English breakfast with a rump steak, just because I can! Winning!
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    Arrrggghhhhh!!! The fucking 'Chef' isn't up yet, give 'em 45 mins to get the kitchen ready, cunts! Some fucker is feeling my wrath today.
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    Pub.
  22. brucespanner
    Wasn't he on the run last time he was posting incessantly, something to do with his Mrs, a shotgun and a bloke who was doing unspeakable things to his beau?
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    Is it because he's on the nutward that Dennis doesn't post as much, what with limited access to the interweb and that, or is he in the throes of his revolution and otherwise distracted? Either way I miss him.
  24. brucespanner
    You won't regret it, it's brilliant from start to finish.
  25. brucespanner
    Christ fucking loves me too *high five*
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