brucespanner
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Exhibit A m'lud This is not how you go about trying to win a lover back, fucking hell Mick! The last thing you do is tell a broad that you're banging some tramps in a carnival of cross cultural depravity. Fucking armature! As you were.
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That's a touch smalltime, I take nothing from it, but it is quite nice to see the cumulative totals for no other reason than they exist.
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No, we're miles ahead on points, they do have 357 games in hand though, so, you know, it might be a tight finish.
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Getting close though, Arsenal aren't far off. PROOF! Have that ya cunts. Edit: Code, before you even think about it, don't you fucking dare, capiche?
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First, Best, Most Surprising and Last album bought
brucespanner replied to Bjornebye's topic in GF - General Forum
First: Appetite For destruction, with a fiver I'd earned by going to work in my Grandma's factory on Saturday, it was just to keep her company as she did overtime really, I was eight. Best: Cohen-Songs Of Love And Hate, quite simply astoundingly brilliant from first cord to last, a work of pure emotion, unsurpassed. Most surprising: Skip James-Complete Recording. Picked it up for a couple of quid in Andy's Records thinking nothing other than I had a couple of quid in my pocket and it looked cool and it started an obsession with the Blues and Delta specifically. Last: Gill Scott-Heron-Reflections, heard it at a friends and bought it instantly. -
North Korea gettin' all Gangnam up in this bitch.
brucespanner replied to Unrighteous's topic in GF - General Forum
It's not on iPlayer yet, but if you click on watch live and click the Panarama thing at the bottom it goes back to it, that's how we did it anyway. -
We've not had a fag inside Anfield since Joe 'window licking jamook' Cole left, I say yes.
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They almost caused the proto Dutch stock exchange to collapse, at one point they were being traded for property, fucking strange cunts them Dutch.
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Thankfully I'm miles away from Hyde and it's limping populous! I lived near Hyde for about a year, what a fucking dump! I can say this because I know you didn't live there, you lived in the *posh* part.
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Fit Birds and Sport - The combo (Prob NSFW)
brucespanner replied to Red Banjo's topic in GF - General Forum
Jarz, Darts is not a fucking sport! -
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Fit Birds and Sport - The combo (Prob NSFW)
brucespanner replied to Red Banjo's topic in GF - General Forum
Each and every fucking one of them, once, yeah! -
Glorious defeat, like a fucking champ.
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Fucking hell Moof! No, it's fuckingwellnot.
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That's where I'm starting, cheers for the info. The Sex, as always, knows! You're from Milton Keynes, no wonder history scares you, considering you have none! Even you'd go all 'gooey' over this one Rich, she's a keeper. I'm not quite sure I could show her Bolton though, shit, that's too much even for me! Cheers Baz, that's come in really handy, especially the Milton stuff. Rep to follow, as apparently I'm spent for a while.
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[YOUTUBE]h_1c6I4UkNU[/YOUTUBE] I'm going to the owl cunts funeral and this is what's blasting out.
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That's actually just around the corner from where I live now. Didn't know that, cheers, she'll love that touch of the macabre. Edit: I've given out too much today, everybody who hasn't been repped will be when I reload.
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That's perfect, thank you! I'm looking to take her somewhere and then explain the significance of it all with a fanciful yarn about skullduggery. Do you know anymore? Edit: I was in the Mitre a couple of weeks ago, the staff were wankers.
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She's not yer mar, she has class.
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I should add she's lived in London since moving here so I'm thinking places of subterfuge, plotting, deviancy and intrigue, the kind of stuff the history books don't tell you. Cheers Lee, that looks pretty cool.
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Cheers Champ and chaps, keep 'em coming though I want to make this awesome! RJ, I'm oop North so I took the nephew on the train to Manchester to see the T-Rex, he's five and fucking love Dinosaurs and I'm a cool as fuck uncle who loves Dinosaurs. I'm looking forward to the Ice Age exhibition, well pretty much any excuse to go really, I love the place and shake hangovers there, no better cure!
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Right Ladies and Gents I have a request... The incumbent Lady S was born abroad and came to Blighty's glorious shores when she was fourteen, so she only entered British schooling at GCSE so missed all the good stuff they teach about Britons past. She asked me the other day to explain a few things to her, about Cromwell and such like. Now being the unerring romantic I am I'm not going to buy her a Simon Schama book and pop out to the pub, no, not me, I'm planning on exploring this nations land and showing here where all the good stuff happened. Now here's the twist part I want it to be random flecks of history; things like the Duck and Drake pub is where the original plotters met to discuss the Gunpowder Plot and take her for a drink there and explain it to her... Here's where you charming cunts come in, I've not got loads of research time to find all these little morsels of trivia so I'm entrusting you to help me. London based preferably, but we could go further afield at the weekends. Cheers chaps and chappettes. Right, I'm off to look at Dinosaurs.
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Yep, Pantera, Slayer and fucking Coal Chamber, has there ever been a shitter band???
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I was off my tits on goofballs, lost, minus everybody I knew, confused and missing my shirt, no idea where it went. Then the first note of Black Sabbath kicked in with just the red lights, suddenly everything in the universe made sense, fucking awesome! Ended up fucking some skank with a limp in the bushes at the top of the bowl, not so awesome.