Mudface

Looks dodgy as fuck there- https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/26/florida-governor-ron-desantis-republican-coronavirus Is that your home state, Howie?

He probably weighs about the same, despite being 8 inches shorter.

Steam sale's on. I think it started last night, but missed it with all the excitement. Haven't seen much that's grabbed my eye, but Doom Eternal at half price (£25) is quite tempting.

Furiously marking off a tally on a piece of paper, getting more and more irate as the lines mount up.

Wales has already exceeded last week's total, presumably because of that meat packing plant. Scotland will be well under 100 infections for this week and probably less than 20 deaths.

Does he go round looking for human shit on beaches?

Well, that plan worked really well from 2013 to now, I'm surprised the league hadn't gone bankrupt. If we're this corrupt, ultra-powerful club bending everyone to our will- including The Powers That Be, of course- you'd think we'd have won more than one league title since 1990.

Hahaha-

Klopp with some nifty footwork-

They've had to redo it, someone rang halfway through the upload and interrupted the modem.

Lovely feeling waking up this morning- still pissed, blinding headache, then remembering that we're fucking league champions and everything was alright. I wouldn't exactly say I bounced out of bed, but it wasn't far off.

One particularly nice thing is that all the public bogs are shut...

Cat People. Good lord.

Beach wankers.

Big increases across the US too and Sweden's still chugging along. I won't post this article as it's pretty long, but it gives a good guide to the current state of play- https://www.theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2020/jun/25/revealed-data-shows-10-countries-risking-coronavirus-second-wave-as-lockdown-relaxed

I think a (former) programmer at our place wrote that thing's software. He left 4 years ago, and we're still fixing problems he caused.

The shopkeeper in Mr Benn. And the Trumpton fire brigade-

The Covid app is now estimating around 2300 new daily cases, down from 3900 last week and 8K (I think) the week before. Which is nice. Maybe we could start thinking about easing the lockdown in a couple of weeks...

We should have ended our 30 year wait in 1991 but oh no, we had to wait until now because Mo thinks it's the right time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53173470 Sharp as a tack is Mo.

Refused permission? Are the Tories copyright holders or something?

Amateurs. Here, our healthcare professionals are far more appreciative of a bunch of hypocrites halfheartedly applauding them once a week, then going back to the Daily Mail to rail against the countries many of them came from, than getting any extra cash. And it's obviously better for teacher morale to piss them off by forcing kids back to school for a pointless few weeks, give them conflicting safety advice and then brief against them to your pet journos- keeps them on their toes. Our drop in GDP is likely to be far higher than yours, and we're brave enough to drop all pretence at a lockdown when we're still getting thousands of new cases a week. Poor show all round, Hungary.

Too much weights, not enough speed work. Useless prick.

Nouveau shite I think is the official genre.