Mudface

Even if the blue coffin thing was actually a thing (and you can guarantee it isn't, as it would have come up a lot more over the years), I don't recall us ever wanting to lose a game to fuck them up.

Christ, easy now, don't promise things you'll regret.

I feel your pain. I had to stop buying this as it was far too easy to guzzle- the day after was always a write off.

Quite, I just had to look up if it was actually Pardew who got the winner, and I watched the frigging game...

I think part of it also stems from how unbelievably dull it must be to be an Everton fan. They're never seriously in danger of being relegated or getting a top 4 place. They've been in just one final in the last 24 years and their attempts in European competition have been laughable. Even when they do do something slightly noteworthy, they're utterly overshadowed by LFC- e.g. Moyes getting 4th, then us winning one of the greatest European finals ever- or they end up a laughing stock- e.g. Moshiri coming in and them then wasting tens of millions on dross. They're a mediocre club desperately trying to stay relevant by distinguishing themselves with that People's Club, FC class and dignity, Corinthian nonsense. No wonder their a fair portion of their fanbase appear unhinged and have to fixate on LFC, they have nothing else to look forward to.

Siggurdsson's been completely anonymous the last couple of times I've seen him. Keane is just a constant accident waiting to happen, as exemplified by his needless foul yesterday which resulted in Wolves' second goal.

Thank God for the rugby.

Root gone now. This is getting embarrassing.

Good man. It also means the lovely bean juice doesn't get contaminated with egg filth. (Too far?)

At the risk of opening up another massive, toxic forum fault line, I don't like runny yolk (I find the texture revolting), so I'll always flip and cook the yolk ('over hard', I suppose).

'Over' just means you flip the egg over and then cook it easy, medium or hard. Sunny side up, you don't flip it.

Yes, Rotten Bean Shits.

Woah-oh. No need for that.

Aye. Pity we don't have anyone who can show the application that Braithwaite and Bravo have. I blame T20. And Fortnite.

He should really have learned it last season, he had a year before joining us.

Mechanically reclaimed 'beef'.

Less than the sawdust percentage.

Achterberg must be starting to work his magic... I liked the Walker Tweet, thought it was pretty funny.

Bizarre-aside from the Bayern games, we're not back on until Burnley in March. Ahh, does he mean the pundits? Christ, who listens to them?

Fucking Denly's in the team. Jesus.

Just had a quick flick through there. Quite a few seem genuinely offended about Keown's 'financial doping' comment. Where exactly do they think all the extra money's come from? They're surely not that naive to believe it's just increased revenue? I mean, they rarely even sell out the stadium.

The financial doping comment was great, although he did then ask if he could say that and Darke said 'no', the prick.

Watched that a while back and really enjoyed it. Cracking little film, clever, dark, funny and violent, bit like a really, really good episode of Black Mirror.

Not enough brackets for Tomkins...