Dave D

To be fair, he's taken it on the chin

Not like you to be pedantic Tony. Your skinny jeans chaffing a bit today?

Blokes wearing skinny jeans. Very odd. New guy at work actually looks like he is wearing leggings.

Blokes can be worse than women. Don't get me started on transgenders

Billy Mclid- nearly choked on my Weetabix laughing at that

The lack of depth in the squad is obvious hindered further by carrying 2 big players/earners on the books in Sakho and Sturridge, players who should have been gone 2 or 3 windows ago and replaced with quality. Both potential 1st teamers, at the very least making for very decent options on the bench.

Matip is there to fill the bench- no way he's coming on otherwise he starts the game surely? Potentially we have the makings of a very good side, we just never see it

Spare a thought for the Setanta generation. They're still getting over Collymore leaving

Bellew. Beats an over the hill David Haye and is now a Sporting icon In his own mind. In true blue Koeman style, expect him to get knocked clean out when he faces someone decent and then claim to be "very proud" of his "brilliant" performance

One of the weirdest interviews Ive seen (although Mourinho gave a bizzare one to the BBC yesterday) I get he cant get beaten at Liverpool, and then start lavishing praise on us, but to keep referring of being proud and the score didn't reflect the game was cringing. It was that mad I was half expecting him to label Lukaku man of the match

​Tony and his team are desperate to get digging at Goodison once they leave. Apparently there is strong evidence that Neanderthals originated from that very spot- hordes of them..

Fucking Wigan. Was that Mike Goodhall? The blonde freak

Bournemouth v Barnsley sometime around 1990. Division3. Pissing with rain, freezing cold and finished 0-0. Not that I could see a great deal as you could stand back then and I could barely see the pitch. I remember giving my mate a backy on my bike home in the rain and we stopped and got chips and even they were bad- they were horrible and hardly cooked. Great days. Wouldnt change a thing!

Lucas will either be man of the match or sent off.

He's far too gangsta for Nivea. Oil of Ulay maybe........

His mates are playing Rock, paper, scissors....but havent a bloody clue what the rules are.

Fitting that he has a bigger handbag than she has

From the same article- apparently this is a "mystery women" A little worrying on a couple of levels. Or is it his daughter/Niece etc?.....

Having lunch in Mayfair last week- plenty of oily fish to help keep the joints supple no doubt

Is Sturridge actually injured?

Populations voting seems to be a big problem in the middle east also .

I mean wow.....what a tool. They must have hated Baywatch

I think that's the issue Ive had getting into the Sopranos, I just don't get time to watch more than one episode every few days. Could do with a day where I can watch a few in a row.

I actually bought the DVD box set of Sopranos- its good but it just seemed to never quite get going- maybe I havent given enough time