The Midnight Rambler

Up the reds

Great stuff as usual Dave. Defo stealing the ‘jet powered racing snakes’ line too.

I've got them in the aqua colourway The greatest trainer in the history of the world.

Fortaleza blanco tequila Cointreau Limes Salt Ice

Nils Lofgren has re-joined the horse Fuck yeah!

Even I haven’t got your back this time aRdja

Shit.. Hanon have a sale on.

Ah littleluck Bells of ainsworth Seeyouatmidnight High expectations Lucky 15

Raz de Maree available @25/1 Won't last long

Go on Roge!

Cheers lids. Throw enough shit & summit will stick. Would’ve been going to Disney Land if Min hadn’t of got beat.

Managed to get Ultragold at 25/1 yesterday. Hopefully he pays for the week

Finished in the top 5 twice, good ew shout at huge odds I like Vintage Clouds if he runs, price has shortened in the last 24hrs Cyrname getting tipped up by everyone in the first race tomorrow

This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

Managed to pick up a pair of Columbia’s. First pair of trainers I’ve bought this year after going cold turkey.

Just checked all my accounts and for some reason I never put the Spieth bet on? The Rory bet is there but not the Spieth? *punches self in the face*

That Finau snapped his ankle celebrating a hole in one today.

Can’t bear to bet on Spieth or Mcillroy to win the whole thing but have them both as Day 1 leaders 16/1 & 18/1 Tiger & Rose on the nose Day & Bubba ew The first year I ever had a bet on the masters I had Cabrera @400/1 (to win) when he lost in the playoffs. So might do a couple off batshit odds bets too.

I’ve got a pair but in a different c/w. Really tight fitting. Might want to go half a size up.

From previous experience it's fucking impossible to open those shutters, even if you're Geoff Capes.

Seems strange that the 'abductor' took Madeline, when her two younger twin brothers were in the same room? You'd get more for your money with a boy on the child exploitation market, from what I've been told? Odd that Interpol turned up before the local police arrived? Who the fuck thinks to ring Max Clifford 30 minutes after she goes missing?

Just as Praia da Luz was showing shoots of recovery. Cunts.

My head hurts

I hate apples jade slightly less now.

Protek des flos is the most popular bet on oddschecker. Runs in the 2.10 available at 20/1