Russ Atmosphere

Really hoping for a great performance by Immodium in this one.

Dejan Lovren laying into you must feel like a new low.

Zeljko Beakvac

It's Pascoe coming back. Finally Kloppo is going to have the nous to win a final.

Is Buvac gone? Smells of Rafa and Pako.

Good work. It's difficult to prise it out of people that they run.

A lot of sloooooow snooker being played this year. Presumably it annoys Barry Hearn immensely so every cloud.

Fully trust Klopp to replace him with any professional footballer.

Karius would have tipped that onto the crossbar.

We love our turd goalkeepers.

Cock Piss Butland

There were fans behind that corner with an eye level view of the pitch. Good job they left a gap in the hoardings so they can catch some of the game... or maybe not.

De Gea's OTT grooming suggests he's already in Madrid.

Ings/Wijnaldum dream ticket up front on Tuesday night for me.

Utd signed Lukaku. Chelsea signed Morata. Arsenal signed Lacazette. We signed Solanke.

Always check the pool measurements before booking.

What does whoscored say?

Playing trolling substitutions.

Some of them are staying. Great fans.

Is that really a thing about giving benefit of doubt to attackers in offside? I always assumed it was a Shearerism as I've never seen it mentioned in the laws. For the linesman though it can only be a best guess that he's giving in that situation, as the only person who could simultaneously look at that ball being played, and also straight along the halfwayline, is Alberto Aquilani.

Malingering cunt.