torahboy

Extra time beckons! Excellent.

You couldn't find a more agricultural set of cunts than Everton on any tractor porn site.

Guardiola looked more than a bit deflated at the end. His head will be wrecked figuring out his priorities at the weekend. Hope he feeds the stress through to his players. Both sides defended like amateurs, though, and I can see another goal wreck next week.

Fuck Pep, fuck City, fuck their unwashed, inbred, rat born fans, fuck Fernandino, fuck Michael Oliver, fuck Martin Keown and fuck the BBC! The FA Cup is a knock out competition and we've just knocked out the most corrupt influence in European football. Now for their fucking neighbours.

Hitchhiked to Selhurst Park for a night game in 1969. Missed Hughes scoring our first, in time for an old clogger called Jackie Sewell get their equalizer from a free kick but we still won 3-1. After the game we got a bit of grief from some twatty skinheads, doing that 'Warrior' shit , "Liverpool, where are you?'. I was off like a two bob rocket. Bunked on a coach, which was parked down under some viaduct or bridge and Nelly was on it. I think her second name was Panter and she was a home and away regular back then. The lads on the coach were unmerciful to her. Nothing was thrown at her except verbal barbs, particularly about her headwear. It was a much washed, shrunken bonnet that was pinned to her hair. It was white with a a line of red across it and looked like a used sanitary towel. In those non-PC, crudely misogynistic days it was referred to as a 'jamrag'. But she didn't let any comment on it pass without riposte. One lad said "You don't wear them on your head". Nelly hit back with "No, you put them on cunts like you!". It wasn't Cambridge Footlights stuff, but it was sharp. Any woman going on the Kop in those days, particularly unaccompanied, must have had faith in their own survival skills, or been slightly mental. Nelly certainly had the confidemce - and the madness. Mind you, Arsenal had some old woman who went on the North Bank and City had some old bat who rang a fucking bell throughout the game. Neither of them, though, had the charm, grace, size and mouth of Nelly. I bet she had a piss on the Kop as well.

City were ok but we were way off the pace and they will be feeling they missed out. We scored two excellent goals while City's came from a deflection and a marginal offside decision, which I'm not at all convinced was scrutinized fully. So, despite their superiority on the day, City won't be feeling too confident about next week. The league is theirs to lose and the pressure will take its toll - on their manager as much as their players.

If Everton stay up then there's a comfortable twelve points for us next season.

Bit like the Rock slap, an afterthought and not a first instinct.

He's addicted to that slapping thing. His wife isn't the only slaphead in their family.

I can't compete with such highbrow stuff. Enjoy your war, killer.

Who did I 'ridicule'? I merely expressed surprise at the number of posters who had such insight into a conflict where the fog of war has been complemented by the smog of a media committed to one side of a quite complicated argument. Sorry if I have intruded. Now, where's that fucking cricket thread?

And my contribution to that 'discussion' is to remark on how many participants appear to understand how a conflict is progressing based on, mainly, stories from a media reporting for one side. If you wish to dissect and discuss the complexities of military manoeuvres in eastern Europe then by all means do. I don't think I suggested that such conversation and speculation should be curatiled. But, if in the pub this afternoon, someone starts chatting about Russia's tactical decimation of Mariupol then I might just be tempted to tell them to 'Shut the fuck up and watch the horse racing'

The number of military starategists on this site is quite incredible, a bit like the media's coverage of the conflict in Ukraine.

Yet Atwell saw fuck all wrong with the Sanchez assault on Diaz. Corrupt cunt one way or the other.

My word! That piece of leather in the green suit needs extra tanning.

We will fuck these juiced up pricks. Nothing to be afraid of - unless Foden's mother and sister are on the prowl by the dressing room.

Interesting how United are starting all City's attacks.

If the Ukrainian flag was red and yellow I think there may have been less willingness to embrace that gesture of solidarity.

Both things are wrong - although inciting a long lasting civil war, by stealth, may create even more casualties than a direct military incursion - but their director's only concern is the degree of their success.

You only have to recall the USA's reaction not only to Cuba taking Russian missiles in the 60s but how they have reacted to the merest success of leftist governments in South and Central America to realise that Putin's desire to keep NATO at a safe distance is not a singular instinct. Putin's response can be debated but it's certain Zelenskyy now may feel he has more in common with Allende. Ortega and Chavez than he would ever have imagined, or desired.

The blue hair is pure class.

As long as the face is higher than the body then use can be made of both.