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  1. General Zod
    How very dare you.
  2. General Zod
    Zod concurs, now kneel before Zod.
  3. General Zod
    Superman Returns is only £4.99 on HD-DVD at HMV. Zod approves.
  4. General Zod
    Suck my balls you ginger bastard, I own you.
  5. General Zod
    You'd love to do that, you giganto-homo.
  6. General Zod
    I am all-powerful turbotard. I am Zod. Respect my authoriteye!
  7. General Zod
    Zod is all-powerful. Kryptonite has no effect on Zod. It only affects pussies.
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  9. General Zod
    F*ck you buddy. I rule and you don't. You can't even fly and I've got a 15" Cock of pure Kryptonite.
  10. General Zod
    You eat poo, you big poo eater.
  11. General Zod
    It's not a patch on Superman II. Only the very best Superman films feature Zod, so kneel before Zod.
  12. General Zod
    I have repped you Earthman. Kneel before Zod.
  13. General Zod
    Zod doesn't like Everton.
  14. General Zod
    Ferguson makes me laugh. He tells Heinze to find another club because he's surplus to requirements. The players finds one, Ferguson doesn't like it (because he's obsessed with us) and then makes noises to his cronies in the national press about "illegal approaches" (well you'd know, wouldn't you?). Finally he tells the player he owes Man Utd for looking after him whilst Heine was out injured. Priceless.
  15. General Zod
    Oh before I forget, kneel before Zod.
  16. General Zod
    Only because the cheating git Kal-El changed the focus of the molecule chamber so it only affected those outside it. If you notice he didn't want to fight me when I had my powers, the big wuss.
  17. General Zod
    I could.
  18. General Zod
    Everyone agrees with Zod or they will kneel before me. I did ask Ursa if I could "enter via the Tradesman's" and she complied. Imagine the pain when she clenched her butt cheeks whilst I was "dropping anchor in poo bay". Ouch.
  19. General Zod
    100% straight (even in that tight-fitting plastic suit). Anyone who disagrees will feel the wrath of Zod.
  20. General Zod
    This Prentice, he displeases Zod. Seemingly everything about Liverpool is a dig.
  21. General Zod
    Zod doesn't need sleep.
  22. General Zod
    That made Zod laugh even more. Hail Fink, ruler of Malaysia.
  23. General Zod
    That made Zod laugh. What does Nick bring to the table? Well I believe he owns a restaurant, so Foie Gras?
  24. General Zod
    Yeah, imagine the offspring? An off-their-head alcoholic who hates Belgians.
  25. General Zod
    I am the bringer of doom, not you. You will rejoice in the wrath of Liverpool FC (and Zod).
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