Harry Squatter

Him, David blunkett and the fella who sells all the worthless desert land to lex Luthor in Superman

Even Marine would not take Owen now

The transfer window exists solely to shaft Liverpool fc. Not really, happy we got the German lad for such a small fee, I hope he doesn't get shoved in the reserves for 3 years and he stagnates, we need him to play some first team football without burning him out. Adam, Cole and spearing just accept your Liverpool career is over and leave.

Fuck Dempsey and Walcott, use all the cash from those deals to sign llorente or damiao. Any realistic chance of Pacheco going too or just another loan to a Spanish club avoiding relegation?

All counts though, he's never really made an impact here and we should sell him just to get him off the books to save wages.

Is Nathan ecclestone worth much? Can't we bonfire him too?

If its true it's depressing as he is a genius. Weren't we in for him when rafa was here and he was playing for river plate?

Falcao would cost about 55 million and would want 225 grand a week. We've got more chance of signing the Falcao who used to play for Roma in the 80's

They'll try to get him as cheap as possible, I'd say no less than 6m for him, gollum will offer about 3 I reckon.

Always been impressed by m'vila each time I've seen him play, hope the deal falls through at the last minute on spurs.

Let's hope he gets some local rough as fuck overweight slapper up the duff and will want to stay here forever. He'll be carrying on a great Turkish tradition if he does.

What about leandro damiao? He would cost about 20m though but if he was linked with spurs then surely we'd have a chance. Haven't seen much of him but he looks a decent goal scorer and is only 22/23 years old.Could part fund it by selling the majority of our shite.

Falcao would be genius but he cost atletico about 40m didn't he?

Is that damiao that spurs were after any good? Seems to score a few, only young about 22 but would cost a wedge more than likely as south American clubs always seem to want top dollar for emerging or established young players.

Is there someone stupid enough to take downing off us? I'd settle for 8m which is what he was actually worth in the first place.

Anything that annoys scalls or inconveniences them is fine by me.

Evertonians acting like they have won the league. Small time bitter obsessed horrible in bred wife beating deluded cunts.

I planned the Christmas party about five years ago and it's a thankless task. I offered 7 alternatives but none were good enough, too expensive, too far, too small, too cheap. None would pay the money for the blue bar then I suggested the Algarve in Stanley street but one said she never liked Portuguese food even though she had no clue what it was. One wouldn't go so 2 of her mates said they wouldn't go in the end I just booked it and they all went and actually enjoyed themselves but the drama to get there was pathetic.

All the women in our place go in packs to the tea room and take about ten minutes to open a fridge, take milk out and pour it into a cup. The water comes from a boiler so they don't have to wait around for a kettle to boil. They stand in the tea room and all of them sqwauk at once and once celebrity big brother has been discussed they all toddle back off to their seats. Some lad goes out for toast one morning and gets told off by another section line manager. He kicked off on her and said "how about pulling those up who take fifteen minutes to make a fucking cup of tea about six times a day and all treat it like a trip out?". She just said "yeah fair enough"

Because the barbers I go to is by my workplace and I often bump into him on my lunch time and he is a decent lad. He just posts random shite on Facebook and isn't very good at English.

Not exciting to watch but job done, cant see them doing much in the home leg. Made up for sterling and hopefully he's got a bit more confidence from tonight's game. Hope Adam and spearing can be sold soon

People on Facebook. One plays footy with me and the other works in the barbers I go to.

Latest offering from some lad I know, he's 32 but posted a picture of his street being flooded "fancy cumin 4 a walk? Me nthr, gunna need a rubber dingy at this rte!". Another fella, 42 about the standard of programmes on Saturday night "no wunder ppl go da pub 2 get blitzed, there's fook all on telly 2nite, gonna av sum scram an go a kip insted"

Grown men using text speak or displaying appalling spelling whilst on Facebook or email. You're not 14 texting each other, you are grown men who either think This way of writing is trendy and makes you look young or you are a stupid thick twat who never learnt to spell or construct a sentence in plain English.

I'm working on Sunday, it's going to be a fucking nightmare trying to get out of town in the afternoon.