Harry Squatter

Put her photo on localslags.com and show the kids

She sounds like a great mum mate.

Nope, left there years ago. Working in asda customer service, the lies people come up with just to return a pair of shoes is unbelievable.

What is the longest you have ever held a grudge against someone and has it been for something serious or pathetic?. Certain women I know dislike people over literally fuck all such as a snide comment or dirty look from ages ago. The only person I've really held a grudge against is some lad who was supposed to go travelling with me in America and left me high and dry with one days notice. I said to myself that I'd kick fuck out of him as he never reimbursed me for stuff that I had paid out for our travelling but i never bumped into him for years. I realised a few years ago that I couldn't be arsed holding a grudge for something that happened quite a while back. I finally bumped into him a few weeks back but just talked to him like it never happened as I just wasn't bothered hating him anymore. My mate has just got divorced and wants to pay a bad scally smack head to beat up his mother in law as he says he's hated her guts for 15 years.

When I started interviewing in my last job the first five people I interviewed we're rape victims both men and women. One man told me he was forced to rape his own daughter at gunpoint and nearly had a nervous breakdown in front of me. I found it really difficult to hear as I first believed that all the stories I would hear would be fantasy but I quickly realised that a lot of the people I interviewed had been to hell and back and people's lives are really shite. It took me a long time to become objective about my job and become emotionally detached.

I can't play this week, you quegs

Fuck, looks like Tony Todd will get the role of Purple Aki if his biopic ever gets off the ground.

I see lots of cunts pop up on my friends status with stupid middle names like 'the daddy' or 'madman' or 'sparkly' and others who change their names round every few months. Some bird on mine knows some bad self important art student type who has a boring name but decides to call himself "dan itsreallyme" why the fuck anyone would do this is anyone's guess. He put on his profile "do not friend request me unless I ask you to" in block capitals. I got about 50 people to friend request him, he put another warning on stating no one should request him, now the stupid twathas disabled his account.

Don't want him simply because he's useless, he'll be injured most of the time and when he does actually play he's completely anonymous. Obviously anyone who wants him here still thinks he is the same player as in 2001-2003. May as well sign Owen Hargreaves as back up for Lucas.

You should listen to radio merseyside phone ins then - its either given everyone on ashworths super crank wing a phone or there are some evertonians on brilliant wind ups.

Those 2 fat cunts would have eaten him

Maybe Werner can pull a few strings and get Bill Cosby to come out of retirement for one season.

Purple aki available on a free after being released from Walton

Don't worry guys, the guy who produced the Cosby Show says we have the resources to compete with anyone in the world...

So we wanted that damiao on loan but wouldn't pay his wages because he asked for too much ? Even though he is a Brazilian international that is worth 20-25 million and we could have had him for a season for 3m?. We've also saved shitloads in wages by loaning and flogging players. Wonder if the owners will sack BR if he doesn't manage to get us in the champions league regardless of us winning a trophy?

He got pissed one night and fell asleep on a container ship in sea forth docks, ended up in rural china and joined the league of shadows.

Bell ends, seen loads of them swigging special brew on dale street at dinner time

Was it really llorente?

Him, David blunkett and the fella who sells all the worthless desert land to lex Luthor in Superman

Even Marine would not take Owen now

The transfer window exists solely to shaft Liverpool fc. Not really, happy we got the German lad for such a small fee, I hope he doesn't get shoved in the reserves for 3 years and he stagnates, we need him to play some first team football without burning him out. Adam, Cole and spearing just accept your Liverpool career is over and leave.

Fuck Dempsey and Walcott, use all the cash from those deals to sign llorente or damiao. Any realistic chance of Pacheco going too or just another loan to a Spanish club avoiding relegation?

All counts though, he's never really made an impact here and we should sell him just to get him off the books to save wages.

Is Nathan ecclestone worth much? Can't we bonfire him too?

If its true it's depressing as he is a genius. Weren't we in for him when rafa was here and he was playing for river plate?