diamondjoe

He needs to grow a beard and get rid of the nice boy haircut.

Might as well send Colin pascoe down the shop to buy a big bag of spuds and then stick the bag of spuds up front. Guarantee you the bag of spuds would score eventually.

Balotelli and lambert, boggles the fucking mind really.

Gerard's wife dosen't look the sort who'd like to learn a foreign language in fairness.

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day, us to win 4-0.

The drop- 5/10. Slow paced crime drama with Tom hardy and big Jim gandolfini. Takes an age to get going and even then is not great.

Inconceivable.

Fair enough, how about they each sell an eye on the black market then?

I think I might wrap my Christmas presents tonight.

I don't like the fact he spouts so much in interviews. He blathers on about formations and all that shit. It seems to me the lady doth protest too much. I also don't like the fact he's having his mid life crisis at our club. And I can't seem to get over that whole envelope thing. He reminds me of that lad out of the episode of Faking it years ago where some lad was pretending to be a Football manager and his pre match interviews were identical to Rodgers.

They don't happen to have an Ale house style lump of a forward that has some less than tenuous link to Liverpool per chance and is going through a goal drought? If they do I'm not fucking watching.

I have nothing against a flat cap per say. Its when you combine it with a tracksuit. That's the fashion crime.

He likes a baseball cap does Klopp. So does pulis. Not to keen on managers that wear hats. Not too far from Alan balls flat cap and track suit.

Depressing to say it but we need to get rid. The question is will Rodgers win the league with us? Last year was his best chance with the stars all aligned and he still couldn't do it. He's got no fucking chance now. That has to be the barometer. Will this manager win us the league? If not then why are we wasting time and money?

I'd keep Sterling and Sturridge. Sack the rest. New manager, new team. And to think we were top last Christmas.

The King of Catarrh

Need coutinho on at half time.

Zero creativity in this team. Zero. We would be fucking 3-0 up with last years team.

Rodgers ain't gonna turn this ship around. We're too far gone now.

I think Alan smith would be suited to snooker commentary.

Waiting for his trademark fouls on the edge of our area.

Is it possible to unwatch something?

He's surrounded himself with muppets and yes men, and Rodgers is no Arrigo Sacchi either. We should break the bank for Ancelotti if he goes.

He needs rid of all his "coaches". What the fuck does Mike Marsh contribute? I get the impression he couldn't string 2 words together. Fucking hapless describes the lot of them. Mind you I wouldn't be too upset if rodgers did get the elbow, he deserves it for those stupid fucking envelopes if nothing else.

The lifespan of your real Madrid manager is pretty short regardless of results. We should give ancelotti what ever the fuck he wants to come here. Real classy manager.