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diamondjoe

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  1. I've just baked a pineapple meringue pie.
  2. Fuck me 94 starts in his career. That is a shocking stat. Eden Hazard 24 yrs old. 260 starts.
  3. 99 problems but the pitch ain't one? Ahem.
  4. Origi looks like a poor man's emile heskey.
  5. He's hip Not slow Loves Black Forest Gateaux Jurgen Klopp Jurgan Klopp
  6. The man must be a hopeless football romantic to take us on. Shows you what we still mean on the worldwide stage having been shit for 20 plus years.
  7. Hes gonna have some big ass get out clause in his contract you'd imagine.
  8. He'll be on the goals on Sunday settee quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.
  9. Fuck souness, I waited for 4 hours for his autograph when he opened a carpet shop in Omagh the night after we won the European cup. He didn't show up till it was way past my bedtime. I left and he arrived 10 mins later. Wanker.
  10. Should've been turfed out for those 3 envelopes never mind the dogs dinner being served up to us. Fucking amateur hour. He reminds me of that episode of Faking it where they got some lad in to fake being a football manager and he was giving it loads about the different systems etc. He spouts far too much shite, always has done and always will do.
  11. Ancelotti always had a bit of class about him even when managing Chelsea. I'd be proud to have him as our manager. Now when is the clown getting the pie in his face?
  12. I went to see Everest instead of watching that shit. 6/10. Better for the mood if I just don't bother these days.
  13. He gets the chop and he'll be salivating at the thought of educating the masses on that Goals on Sunday. FSG should actively be sounding out replacements as a matter of urgency.
  14. He'll be trotting out the shots on target rubbish next. He won't ever win us the league, surely thats what we should judge him on. He had the best chance we're ever likely to get and still couldn't do it. Get rid.
  15. Clyne would be the grizzled irish american cop, divorced with a drink problem- see Brian Dennehy I think Gomez could be played by that lad that looked like a native american with the long hair, used to be about in the 80's.
  16. I don't think I've ever really under- celebrated goals before. I bloody well do now.
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