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Let his legs go on somebody else's watch. Arguably they have on our watch but still. Take the money and onwards.

Can't be arsed with these forwards anymore. I'd happily sell all 5 of them. Just not good enough or reliable enough. They couldn't fucking do it when it really mattered.

I gotta say, I'm not remotely excited by this. All I feel is sick at the thought of Klopp leaving us. Him not being around is gonna be so hard to take.

I fancy us to win 0-4. Be just like us to turn it on when it's too late. Darwin with a brace.

Slot plays with 2 of the fuckers in his double pivot or whatever the hell it is. Gonna have to dig deep FSG.

Been shit for a few years in fairness. Haven't come close to the 2018-2020 side. Not remotely. Wouldn't change the last year's of Klopp for the world though. Pity we're sending him off like this.

Never heard of the cunt. Literally.

Not having that either.

First one to call him Slotto is a cunt.

Fuck it. He'll do rightly. Gotta give him props for or standing up and saying "I'll take the job if none of you other fannies have the balls to grab it"

Anyone know where a fella could get a cut price lobotomy?

Need a bit of old skool Sitton. Tell Darwin he can bring his dinner.

I'm not having that little dweeb de Zerbi. Not having a manager who gels his hair. Especially into spikes. Spikes!. This is gonna suck big sweaty balls.

Arnie Pyes Pie in the sky is all that comes to my mind.

Fuck me. A sad indictment of our situation.

How did it get to this? To use the oft repeated TLW analogy, it's like giving up Kelly Brook for the like of Kat Slater or some other slag. I'm more of a Jennifer Lawrence man myself let it be said. Though I'd probably do Kat Slater

If Amorim is considering West Ham, he needs his fucking head examined the beardy Iberian tramp.

Rumour is DeZerbi. Not for me. In fact I'm already calling for his shittly gelled head, the little shit beard. Fuck me, what a kick in the balls this is gonna be.

I don't rate him. I have absolutely nothing to base that on though.

No to Zidane or Mourinho. Those two cunts wouldn't last the season.

Gonna be a comfortable 0-4 win.

Fancy us to grab another 2

Need fresh legs.

Pod always says never play at your old club.