DalyanPete

We are the chuckle brothers of football when we're shite. To me to you and back to you again

U ok hun

I would doubt Jesus and Mary chain was ever the right decision. Apart from tonight. Big game beaut. Is it to late to fly over?

I'm done boys? He looks fucked

Thanks

When the King played I always came away smiling. Finest player I've ever watched, and we have been rather spoilt down the years. Used to work with a lad from Hale, he said Casey was always pissed in the Child.

I've been thinking for weeks that we should be all in this guy.

Would

That team was and is an unfair advantage in any era. Great times and great memories.

A busted flush, irrelevant that they scrape relegation again. No business can sustain this.

Don't be intimidated by dogs or babies in arms Don't give away too many set pieces Keep them on the back foot 0-4 to the mighty Reds.

Dermot didn't have to much to say on the Grealish handball, maybe we're all wrong about Oliver? Bent fucka.

I have a few wanks

I hate cooking programmes when they say, "put lemon juice on the raw fish and it cooks it" Yea, OK. I'll stick to frying pan.

You ate the dress?

Ha ha, I wish you well. I can't eat steak rare, tatare always reminds me of Mr Bean. Think he put it in a plant pot.

I'm afraid that looks and sounds disgusting. Don't raw Quail eggs still have a risk?

Not a go at you but how many seasons are we saying this now? My heart bleeds for them, it really does. Mentality monsters seems a long time ago now.

Great report with a few laughs to cheer me up. Couple of things I want to see going forward, Stop giving chances away in the first five minutes, it seems to happen every game now and will bite us in the arse if they go in and shut up shop. I want players to have the balls to tell Klopp they don't feel up to it, (hi Mo) if they're feeling an injury.

No idea mate, seem to remember some of their players saying about being in limbo. I'm not saying that is the problem but I did think it was very strange timing. Can only assume press where going to leak it. Last night was just an all round shitshow.

Always a risk you take when you announce it early. Same when Fergie was announced.

Me too, I understand it even more after the United game. Stressful for us can't think what it must be like for him.

1. Have a wank 2. Then laugh my cock off. 3. Stitch it back on. See above. All whilst singing "were going to have a party"

Me too, but fair fucks to him great under pressure peno.

Should have put more pressure on Maguire, he looks like he shits himself when in possession. If the simple sideway pass wasn't on he knocked it out of play. The two games against these has had the commentary teams saying how goosed United where, we need to make that pay. Disappointed but it's a tough ask to win every game and it's the same for the other two. After the stress of yesterday, I understand why Klopp wants a break.