DalyanPete

Fair point but, I remember a League cup game about 4 years ago, massive first leg lead and from what I can remember kids never got a look in. Surely it would be in your DNA somewhere?

The billion dollar question P.

What a lying cunt, don't know how he keeps a straight face.

Excellent stuff

And the gullible will still praise the genius of this fraud. Manchester City's £100m purchase of Jack Grealish means Pep Guardiola is fast closing in on an astonishing £1billion spent since he took over as manager in 2016

Yea, that works for me Scott.

And still as funny now.

Never been in doubt

Well said mate

Comedy gold fella.

Stunning piece of art that brings a tear to your eyes.

Not much reported on BBC but forest fires all over Turkey. Loss of life/houses as temperature hits 42 and rising. Really brings home how the world doesn't give a fuck about the world.

I'll never talk to the cunt again.

Only mums go to Iceland, might finger themselves, but let's not judge

Exactly what I was thunking, who did we sign?

See, now I understand this. The rest hmmmm.

Band of brothers lid

Small world brother.

Please see random jock post, sure Griz is his nickname here.

But, but this weren't just any random Scotsman, well ok, he's never spoken to me before and no doubt whilst admiring my impeccable triceps noticed my Liver bird tattoo and thought he looks like an FSG asslicker I'll spin him a tale. But hey, next time I'll keep it to myself.

That's the fella.

Is this where the millions bit comes in?

To be fair, he asked his wife and she didn't know their names either or I think that's what she said.

Breaking news. Just spoke to a Red supporting jock in the local supermarket. He told me we've just signed a player for 39 million and are signing another player for 90 million later today who Chelski can't afford. He didn't know their names. Just breaking good news.