Ian

That happens me a lot. I'm dreaming that i'm falling and when i hit the ground in the dream i jolt awake. A few times i've been close to jumping out of my bed. When i was younger i used always have dreams where all my teeth would fall out that was a weird one.

He'd be a great signing for Cork City. I don't know what to make of it really. One of the main reasons is because Neil Spillage the person who wrote the story for the local paper is known to make up his own stories and the second is he's probably pissed off that he wasn't given the exclusive story that Cork City signed Gareth Farrelly the day before, the exclusive was put on the website. Seriously though has anyone heard anything ? Spillage said it was reported in thursday's Liverpool Echo.

Most of the wanking monkey videos are shit. This is one of a monkey playing with a dog.

I was in town afterwards by the fountain on gand parade and danny murphy came along with a few of his buddies and i was talking to him and got my picture taken with him. There was a load of city fans inside in the fountain and they were calling danny in and he said no so then his two buddies picked him up and through him in. It was hilarious. He's gone now too though. This thread is depressing me now. :no

They're great videos Gav. I've seen them before but i never get sick of watching them. That was a great night the best part was in the shed afterwards when Georgie was singing ''We Love You Georgie''. :D

So they put him in a highland division Sent him off to a far foreign land Where the flies swarm around in their thousands And there's nothing to see but the sand Ok next in finish it off i'm going to bed.

That was a joke alright what happened to Gamble. After being called up and all the effort he made to get there he didn't even get on the pitch, which he deserved because as you say he was on top form at the time and should have got a run out. I think it was a token gesture really just to keep eircom league fans quiet for a while.

That's unreal for a basketball game.

I think we all agree we need a new managerial team but that's only part of the solution. But what's the harm in giving players in Ireland a chance. They don't have to be the ones i mentioned that was just an example. If they don't do well then they won't be picked for the next game. As for me not backing the national team as i said already i'll watch them but it won't really upset me if they lose, that's me. You follow the national team and are really in to it like thousands of others in Ireland but it's not for me. I also apologise for what i said it was over the top, i've had a really shitty day and i'm still hungover so that didn't help either.

Where do you think the solution is you fucking cunt. You're probably a jackeen bastard are ya ? Go fuck yourself boy.

That's the best description i've ever read of him. :lol: It's true though Staunton is bad but Delaney is the one who hired him when he said he'd bring in a world class manager. They have Bobby Robson there who's been sick the last few months and they left him defend the display the other night on radio the day after. Staunton and Delaney were in hiding.

There are some great players here in our own league but Staunton thinks you have to play in England or Scotland to be picked. At Cork City Gamble and O'Donovan are definitely good enough. What pissed me off was a few weeks ago when Alan Bennett joined Reading he wasn't even on the plane over and Staunton said i'll have a look at him. Kevin Doyle should have been an Ireland regular in the senior team while he was still at Cork City, he really stood out at City and should have got a few caps while he was at City. Personally the national team doesn't bother me i'll watch them and i've been to a few games but i wouldn't be upset if they lost or anything. Liverpool and Cork City are more important to me.

The bit in bold always happens to me at work. It's always some cunt who's always happy and shit like that. You're at work which i'm never happy with, i like my job but fucking hell i'm not going to go around smiling all day. It's usually on a really busy day too when you have a load of work to do and someone stops you when you're working and says ''smile''. Fuck off i'm hard at work with a shitload to get through before going home so excuse me if i'm not smiling cuntface.

Momo is a tough fucker give him a run out tomorrow and he'll be grand.

That's hilarious. :lol:

Spot on. The shite Everton fans were singing on saturday got no mention or anything but one comment from Rafa about the being a small club and there's uproar. Arteta was at it saturday saying he's never seen a Lverpool fan in Liverpool and they thought that was a great laugh, twats. Moyes has had a load of cheap digs too over the last few seasons and nothing was said about it. It justs shows how small and petty they are though getting all upset over something as ''small'' as this. (pun intended)

Mine is Posco Moss of Lake-by-Downs.

R.I.P. YNWA

Bono again i know i've said it a few times already but i want to make sure the job is done. :thumbsup:

It wasn't one of his better games today a lot of his passes went stray and he gave the ball away too much. It's surprising really for him as he's usually very good in that area. Saying that he wasn't the only one who couldn't find another red shirt today. Gerrard at times tried to do the fancy thing with long passes when a simple ball would have done. Pennant did well on the right because he was surrounded by 2 or 3 every time he go the ball but his crosses were poor. He was getting them in alright but they weren't ones players could attack. The whole team didn't play as well as we all no they can. I'm surprised Fowler was the only sub brought on when Gonzales was on the bench who would have been a better option i think as he would have used his pace to go past players and get crosses in. I'm not saying it would have worked but it would have been another option instead of lumping it forward to Crouch and Kuyt which happened too often today. Everton got what they came for though which was a 0-0 draw, you'd swear they won the league or something today the way they celebrated. On a side note i loved Rafa's comment ''that's what happens when you play small teams''. :D

:thumbup: Cheers Carradonna1. As i already said i'm not really in to Gaa but i'm from Cork so of course we'll be getting a visit from Liam again this year after his holiday in Killkenny last year. As for Sam Cork don't like him so anyone but the Dubs or the sheep shaggers from Kerry for that.

Sure they were all there from Ireland, Norway, Denmark and everywhere else except from Liverpool. That really sums up those bitter cunts though and i'm really hoping for a 4 or 5 nil stuffing tomorrow tear those blueshite fuckers a new one.

I'd love a 4 or 5 nil but i don't think it will happen though. We'll win comfortably though 2-0 Kuyt and Carra.

The top one in bold is just one example of many times he's started telling stories while commentating. I don't really like gaa but he makes it kind of bareable when he's commentating. By the way i was worried opening the thread i thought it was going to be something bad, i'm glad it wasn't and it made me laugh. :thumbup:

I've no problems with it the more bullets in Bono the better. I know i said it already but he's a cunt.