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you can imagine mcenroe saying "ifitadntofbinfertheoutcall!"

holy sheet is that salif!!!!!!!!!!!

last season we had nobody attacking the penalty area. so a looping cross is all you can do and hope somebody moves their arse and tries to score.

no biscans plums tonight chaps, sorry. mrs plums is taking me to the bingo. yipee.

i used one of them jet wash bidet things on holiday once and ended up flooding myself! not a pretty sight on the sheets in the morning.

did he have any skiddies?

the way to go is a bum sponge with nice warm soapy water for those messy loose shits that come out like a plate of chappie dog food. tip. never use shower gel with mint on your anus.

got a 6 a side game this week, sorry lads.

at the trafford center? you didn't play that bad!:eek:

she went to the trafford center like a proper wag:whistle:

and rest that ankle john remember frozen sprouts are the best.:thumbup:

good game that lads, eventually. dave with the perfect hat-trick, and then the winner. goal hanging bastard haha.

thanks.

is it on astro turf? cos if it is bp has possibilities.

chris mate thats some fucked up shit right there. i would never leave my kids home alone and i can understand what you are saying. but if somebody wanted to take their kid they would of took her anyway. you seem an intelligent lad, but think about what possibly could of happened to maddie. there are some sick bastards in this world.

ta mate.

just phoned the hospital he's breathing for himself now. don't know if he can move or anything but at least he's improving. it's only by chance that he was found, because he didin't turn up at the market and one of the security thought it was odd that he never came in, so he went to his flat to see if he was ok. if he never, well it could of been worse. anyway thanks to everyone on here for their support. its good to know that there are decent folk out there.

hello lads he went in for an operation today but i haven't heard how it went yet. the police have arrested 2 women 1 male and a 13 yr kid! i hope they throw away the key. aparentley it was a robbery. why must people do this to another human being?

thanks lads i'll keep you posted. i hope the bizzies catch them before i do.

i don't think so mate they beat him that bad they've broke his spine and he's critical. don't know if it was smack heads or scallies on the rob or a racial attack.

some scumbags have battered one of my mates. he's in his sixties and wouldn't hurt a fly. now he's seriously ill in arrow park. BASTARDS.

carson will shine at villa this year. they are a better team defensively and O'Neil has them more organised. good job he won't be between the sticks on saturday.

snooker

last year they had 2/3 stages at the pier head and one in birkenhead, thats not exactly in the city center is it?

why not do it in sefton park?