Red Mist

Tatum would kill 'em all.

In hindsight the third poll option was a bit dense since it's really a no-brainer. I'm more interested in discovering whether we prefer her pre or post Hollyoaks.

Recently watched the Grudge 2, almost wet myself. Silly film but fucking scary. Watch it at the pictures for best effect, these types of movies never have the same scare factor when watched at home.

Tyson never knocked out a half decent opponent. Except maybe one or two. Ali on the other hand put true legends on their arses. Tyson will never compare. And I'll tell him that to his face.

It wouldn't surprise me, glamour models only ever shack up with the crap footballers. Had she remained an actress and tried to further her career in that profession, she could have pulled a decent footballer! Instead she's stuck with an Everton reject. Dispicable.

Remember the sweet and sexy schoolgirl from Hollyoaks? She's transformed herself into a tart, and reading some trashy lads mag, she declared she wants to become the 'new Jordan' and is planning on making her already fake titties even bigger! The plus side to her defection to the world of glamour modelling is that she regulalrly has her tits out on display in various downmarket magazines that cater for perverted males. Observe:

Outrageous. UEFA should step in and ban them for 5 years from European competition, the dodgy bastards.

Well that's hardly a fair contest, bunch of ugly Geordies up against blonde and beautiful Swedes. Should have presented a London nightclub to try and show up the Swedes.

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

At least he's getting it up the arse by a chick, and not a bloke. Unlike Ashley Cole.

WTF is Rooney doing to Evra? And what is Scholes doing to Rooney? Beaten by these bunch of noofters, for shame...

One thing that has irritated me for a while is the unwillingness of our players to get involved in a ruckus when one of our guys is picked on. I remember at least 2 incidents vs Chelsea over the past 3 seasons in our 10 game saga when one of our players was ganged up against by a clutch of Chelsea cunts but there was nobody there to back him. What the fuck is all that about? One of the bullies was England captain and retard John Terry...why wasn't Gerrard sticking his face in Terry's when the hideous mong and his goons were having a go at our lad? This is totally unacceptable. If any of our players is being rounded on by a bunch of opposing players it is the duty of other Reds to defend our bullied comrade. Gerrard should be the first one in there, like Keane was for ManUre, Terry for Chelski and Vieira was for Arsenal. You can guarantee that when something kicks off involving our major rivals, all their players would be getting in there to defend their team-mate, but this does not happen when it involves Liverpool. Or at least, it does not happen enough. Most of our guys look somewhere to hide. This better stop, I don't want a bunch of pussies representing Liverpool FC!

This whole business about Stevie struggling because he's playing on the right is completely idiotic considering he had his best season ever playing in exactly the same position last term. Stevie is playing poorly for other reasons. The fact other players have also been shite this season does not help him either.

I know Fat Sam isn't popular with many Reds, but you have to give the fat bastard credit for what he's done. He brought Bolton into the PL, he kept them up and has transformed them into a top 6 team without spending a fortune. He's revitalised the careers of a lot of players who many thought were finished. He's done a fantastic job at Bolton.

We need a goal scorer and Owen would be ideal once he recovers from his injury. We've missed his goals, none of our current batch of strikers look as if they will replicate the glorious number of goals Owen would plunder for us. In the summer, we should end his Newcastle hell (or end Newcastle's hell) and bring the Welsh wonder back home.

Yeah, have you seen Defoe's fucked up teeth? It's like he's had them sharpened or something. Maybe I was being a bit harsh on that soft Argie prick.

What a bizarre incident. Defoe gets hacked down and instead of responding to it in a civilised manner, he tries to take a chunk out of Mascherano. Then the Argie does what Argie footballers do best - feign injury by pretending he's died, or worse. Typical, classic Argentinian moment. And Jol called it a 'comical bite'. Southern weirdo's...

Well, you're not sticking your neck out with that prediction; we never do anything BUT lose at Highbury! Unless Henry, Fabregas, Toure and Gallas are out, we won't be leaving Arsenal with anything. EDIT: Doh! Forgot they moved stadiums. Maybe we'll have more luck at their new venue?

Forget Rafa's Valencia, I want us to play like Arsenal! Unless we improve a 1000% on todays performance, the goons will tear us apart when we play them in a couple of weeks.

Who the fuck would replace Rafa? Souness is avaliable, I suppose...

In the summer we must blow our entire budget and bring Owen back to the club! We have had no cutting edge since the little bastard left us. In the meantime, Rafa can try getting the players to learn how to fucking pass and keep the ball. The amount of times we gave the ball away today was shocking.

I like this place. You can swear and post pictures of naked women, in short, a forum for adults! Koptalk was fantastic when I first joined many moons ago, but Dunk's neverending changes to the forums and rules did my head in. I buggered off to YNWA, which was great but unfortunately is run by a clique of members who suck the cocks off the administraters of that place. I fell foul of this clique and was banned, after years of positive contribution to the board! That's how they repay loyalty over there! And now I arrive here, the next chapter in the Red Mist story...

Macca was one of the most talented players ever produced by this club, far better than dozens and dozens of players we actually had to pay for. Macca cost us nothing and gave years of good service, tireless running, squillions of assists and some gorgeous goals. I don't begrudge him leaving a club that was going backwards at the time to join the best team in Europe, he'd have been mad to turn down that opportunity. I don't like the manner of his departure however, but considering the club tried to do the dirty behind his back, I can't bring myself to hate him for it.

Totally agree with Bascombe about his views regarding OOTers. The best solution to this OOT business and their nasty views on the city of Liverpool is to simply move the club to a more attractive location. That'll shut up all those morons who don't like having to go to Merseyside and risk bumping into a scally. Somewhere south-west of England would be my pick...

Sorry Stevie, I love you but Alex wouldn't take no for an answer! Stevie's too young to be shacked up with a bird and her kids anyway...