JagSquared

Cheers!

Any streams for this?

That Yorkshire puddings don’t belong on a fry up.

Imagine actually being a paid troll and being assigned to TLW. Manager “how’s the subterfuge going?” Troll ”not bad, just posted a picture of a Yorkshire pudding on a fry up” *civil war ensues

Had a mad dream that all this was a smokescreen. We bid for caicedo in league with Brighton to bump up the price so that chelsea can’t afford to not sell players. Chelsea in a panic offer to sell Brighton Colwill to subsidise the transfer which they agree to and we buy him a week later from them. A bit like Robert Jarni to Madrid via Coventry.

Klopp addressed it years ago saying he couldn’t imagine it at the time but things have changed but it’s easier to ignore that for people who want to push that narrative.

Won the balon d’or when I signed him for Dortmund in Football Manager.

I’ll do my best Winston Bogarde.

Anyone sum up the last few hours for me? Who’s signing for whom?

I can and will.

It’s the taking part that counts. Time to reinstall tinder

Caicedo is like that bird trying to make the fella she really likes jealous by batting her eyelashes at us but now we’ve ordered the taxi to take her back to ours she’s having second thoughts about burning her bridges. Fucking tease.

It bothers me that they arent in their correct positions.

You just have to laugh really I mean we are coming off so badly that it’s actually funny. If it were Everton or United I’d be merciless

My god it’s Billy Hogan with a steel chair!

If he signs for chelsea “a plague on both their houses”

Maybe not full on crying but definitely a lump in the throat. One scene in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - where Carey is begging to keep just one memory. Land Before Time - littlefoots mum. the visitor - deep space nine it makes me call my parents everytime. johnny cash - hurt. You can hear it in his voice that little wobble the video is also brilliantly done. Clint Mansells “together we will live forever” it’s just a beautiful piece of music that I would like played at my funeral.

So many players seemingly go to turkey and it never seems to work out or they don’t get paid. Wonder what the appeal is?

Isn’t that Boris middle name?

I’ve avoided this thread as I knew it would be full of wrongness. new potatoes? Literally the most boring choice here. The missionary position of the potato world.

I’d prefer they suffer that fate in the championship.

Pretty much. There are too many teams in disarray and Dyche will get them enough points. Last year was the year, but Leicester fucked that up.

Mental bit of VAR to decide the penalty shoot out. Sweden through

i guess it’s better than when Rick Parry didn’t even have his turned on.