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Having that.

sorry came in on the arse end.

Thought it was we won it two times we won it two times Without killin anyone we won it two times Perhaps we should greet them with the manic's "you love us". they certainly sing about us enough to be infatuated.

Scunthorpe city council went through a phase of not receiving any emails due to the firewall they put in place. They couldn't figure out why appparently until they noticed that everyone's email address featured the word scunthorpe.

Bullseye. At least it wasn't the dreaded Lifetime Achievement.

The Oscars are bent anyway (particularly that Wilde fella - badumtss). 1991, Scorsese should at last get an Oscar for the masterpiece that is Goodfellas... And the Oscar for best film goes to... Dances with Wolves! And the Oscar for best director goes to... Kevin Costner for Dances with Wolves! Nobs.

I had a better one of it myself - in b&w, pre-oscar - looked class. that was the closest i could find on t'internet.

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Fucking brilliant film. Very much down to personal taste, though I love it while my mates can't stand it. "That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle!" Have a bit of this...

This is one of the problems. People turning up expecting to see The Mighty Reds tm steamroller the blerts of the week. "You could argue that you aren't going to stop people wearing jester hats and singing 'who are ya' either, but RTK feel they can educate these people to stop them doing it. Surely the same logic applies with the Munich chanting etc. I'm not saying it will work, but surely this issue deserves the same level of attention and effort as the daytrippers? In fact, it deserves more attention and effort." (Dave) Totally agree there, these are more important topics that need sorting out. But these bastards won't listen to anyone anyway. RTK would need to come up with something special to get through.

Have RTK tried to do anything about that? This isn't a dig by the way, it's a genuine question and they may well have addressed this issue, in which case well done. If not, then why not? How can this be sorted out though? How can you address this issue?

Stupidity isn't bravery. Good job nothing vital was hit.

What he said.

You do have to give them credit, even though compared to their past sides this Man U aren't particularly great. I think a major reason for their form this year could be the fact that they all work for one another.

Gary Neville As a baby He was dropped Upon his head Such an ugly Little bastard And, to boot, He is braindead. Gary Neville Has a brother, and his face is just as bad But have you ever Seen his mother? Oh she looks More like his dad. Gary Neville has a sister and her face is ten times worse A freak of nature her own mum hates her One look at her And you are cursed.

Creep.

We did score 3 against them though. It was just one of those games where everything came off for them. Ref's decisions, dickhead linesmen, even the bounce of the ball... Just unfortunate that almost everything we touched turned to shit.

Looks as if he got dropped on his head a few times as a pigling or calf or whatever the fuck he was (I refuse to believe the cunt was ever a baby).

Hope they've got an effigy of the ginger one to burn. In fact, why not just burn the original?

Won't happen. Simply because of the amounts of money generated.

He played the man not the ball. Makes it a foul in my book. Warnock's a big-nosed twat who belongs on a register anyway. Frig the moaning old bleeder.

Pink Floyd Fearless. (Think its track 3 on Meddle) It features a sample of the Kop singing You'll Never Walk Alone. Bit of a spinetingler as me dad's one of the (thousands of) voices you can hear.

The Clash - Rudie Can't Fail

Where are the flying cars and rocket trains as well? Bob Symes was a liar.

Kuyt provides nuisance value though.