Momo Is A Beast

i couldn't handle it myself, for many of the reason said above, imagine she co,es home from work, to tired from banging all day, u've had a hard days graft and wouldn't mind unwinding with a beer and a BJ, except she's got jaw lock from sucking cock all day, couldn't do it

sweet, the visitors end is a fucking nightmare, especially the Marseille game

I've just gone back to Anfield as a steward in the Anny Road visitors, any other people on here stewards?

I don't think we should, the most over rated player in the premiership

name: Craig age: 25 occupation: haha! hailing from: Bootle living in: Litherland loving: SNES emulators and Sim City hating: The Dole and my goonner woman! currently reading: nothing atm christmas wish list: a job! at this moment I should really be: doing what i've been doin for the last month... fuck all

so would I but I think long term, Eto'o would be the better option

3 people have txt me today to say that Henry is signing this week, probs a rumour but my mate who works for Ladbrokes has said they've stopped taking bets on him signing. What does anyone think, bullshit rumour or what?

i like them, anything is better than that fucking yellow shit we had last season

injuries aside, Michael Owen

i wouldn't want him back at anfield. admittedly if we had a fully fit owen, we'd probably be nearer, if not at, the top of the league now.

no killing no gay stuff no harming kids stuff anythin else is ok

Villa IMO. Anyone see him on sunday against Sevilla, awesome performance

haha i hear ya man, and when he said that they got soaked twice as much as if they'd just kept their mouths shut

you lying get, i was told it was helen mirren with her wrinkly wabs

i'd play pennant and use gerrard on the right hand side against chelsea

I am the god of hellfire

i'm really close with my mum's side of the family but not my dad's family can suck a fart out of my arse

no worries mate thing is though, with mobiles, everyone always asks 'where are you' conversation "hello" "alright mate" "Yeah man, where are ya?" "On the bog layin a cleveland steamer, what about u?"

go to youtube and type in Titanic 2 trailer i'd post a link but i can't access youtube on these systems its a spoof trailer proper funny

any of the halloween sequels

yes, every time, and i tell them as well that i'm laying beef

job was done, stroll in the park, it really is sad to see fowler these days, nice lay off for the goal though and he's still a legend

no

all but 1 of them :thumbsup: