Hand Shandy

Gone Uruguay, Brazil, Croatia, England. Given how my betting has gone thus far, I fully expect the cheese eating surrender monkeys to stomp on my dreams of an £11.87 payout.

Just been released on bail. Not been charged with anything yet. Which will be lovely for her given her name and picture are all over the internet and papers. Don't get me wrong, if she's guilty she deserves everything she gets. However, at the moment she isn't guilty of anything, and the media's inability to show any form of restraint when it comes to things like this is going to get someone killed.

I bet there are loads of women just walking round and round in circles, aren't there?

Cavani not starting...

More like Pob.

Certainly in that picture.

Not sure. That sails pretty close to amnesty.

East or west? No chance they'd understand that concept.

Older than stringvest. Impressive.

It's not going to kill them - they're professional athletes and it's only running. I'd imagine it's to baseline their fitness level in comparison to last season, and to see who's been the laziest cunt over the break.

Just found her, and was about to post the same.

Tidy. Great legs.

She's definitely easy on the ey.... I mean knows what she's talking about.

Fuck sake! I'm going to be a stone's throw from Denia on 4 August. Gutted.

I'll give you Sterling and Young. Don't have a significant issue with Kane and Lingard personally.

Quite enjoy watching England in the tournaments, but the rest of the time my primary concern is our players not getting injured. I do find my interest levels effected by the level of media bullshit and number of bellends in the side. At the moment, there aren't actually that many proper bellends in the side, and the media has been relatively restrained. That restraint appears to be waning however...

Hello...

Bets to avoid... Both teams to score, Argentina to win. Kovacic first goalscorer.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys are going to fuck me over here...

Come on you useless French bastards!

Strong suspicion I may as well have just chucked this money down the toilet but got a bet on Jedinak to score anytime. Another one on France to win, France most corners, Denmark most cards. Plus an accumulator on Peru, France and Croatia.

He's going to need someone to push him around in his bath chair...

Kicking off in the Spain game.

Fucking hell. Great header.