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-Get there early -fork out for priority boarding -go with a real airline. Your options are simple my son.

That'll be immense. I went to Aussie Floyd doing the arl wall in town, was boss. Drugs are bad.......mmmmmkay!

Forgot about sherdley park in st. helens. Good course, quite flowing and easy and definately not flat.

I know there are a few golf threads but this is dedicated to muni courses. Bootle - Never played there before, had a go on monday and hit a 76. Was made up as I hadn't played for a long time and had heard that bootle was tough. The fairways where shite for the first few holes but after about the fourth they were great and the greens where spot on. Some bunkers were shit, ie. a lot of clay with a sprinkling of sand and some had loads of great, white sand. Also, even though about half of my drives went right, the course wasn't too unforgiving and I still got a half decent score. Good greens and some challenging bunker placements. Not sure about the 10.50 price tag though, kirkby is only about 7 and is just as good. Kirkby - One bad hole, the long straight one that runs along the railway track. Theres always a big wet patch in the middle of the fairway. there are a few tough holes with pretty narrow fairways which means you lay up before it goes narrow costing you about 150 yards or you go for it and risk going Ob or playing your second shot from the trees. Greens are normally good but the bunkers are in 'easy to avoid' places. Bowring Park - Not good for high-ish handicappers as there are no par 5's which makes beating par quite difficult. Some of the par fours are nice and long and make a challenge for you but the ones nearer the club house are not so long and straight with a very unflat base. The fairways are good but certain times of the year they are covered in leaves. Bunkers are very easy to miss. anyone know of any other good muni's?

Been to the pen and wig a few times. They do smell good, they use body lotion before they come out. It is a good laugh with the lads but the worst tease ever. Rather get my bird to strip off for me and know i'm actually gna get my end away!

Anyone know of any decent spots for a late afternoon picnic, preferably with sunset and not too busy..... Morecambe interests me, as does Llandudno however any more local ideas would be great. Cheers in advance. (expects the females of the forum to give good ideas and alan sex to offer well known dogging sites)

.....I would settle for giving chelsea the game at anfield in order to stop the mancs winning. I know there will be some righteous mother fuckers saying 'No, always win' and what not but I don't care. Anyone but the scum. Thoughts?

I wasn't even supposed to be going. My chick disappeared on thursday so i just got up yesterday and decided i was going. Ended up surrounded by a load of billy big bollocks' and smoking 55 quid cigars. I had one win which wouldn't of even paid for a round to be honest.

-big fella thanks -hello bud -irish raptor my betting kitty is well and truly down from yesterday like, feel like shit now as well.

People like these two are the reason I train in 3 martial arts. Would love the chance to get hold of them two.

The fact that a jury and justice system has found them guilty is enough for me. Clearly there is a chance that they could still be guilty however if they have got themselves in a position to be found guilty then they deserve everything they get. One of my college tutors taught him (Adan) last year and said how apalling his attitude towards women was, therefore the cunt fits straight in with the whole stereotype of samalian culture. I have had conversations with girls, some white some samalian and black, non samalian who have openly told me stories of how disgusting some of the somalian residents of Liverpool act on a weekly basis in bars such as magnet, Bumper and so on. If you feel that these peoples personal experiences aren't truthful/reliable enough i suggest you read a book by a woman called Waris Dirie. it's a personal account of how they operate in somalia, and how disgustingly she was treated by everyone around her. It's a real eye opener and i'm sure you'll realise just how common this treatment of women amongst somalians is. Somalian girls are repeatedly raped but are scared to come out and say it. Partly because the corrupt police will right them off as loons in order to protect the men and partly to keep from being shamed for not being a virgin until marriage. The truth is you can search as many crime stats as you like but you only need to do one week in a law course to learn the scale of unreported crime. When you've got a whole culture and religion preventing you from reporting such an apalling crime then you can't get correct figures at all. I believe that any culture, religion, or any other sort of following or belief that prevents the reporting of such serious crime should be banned in an attempt to protect the 'silent victims'. As for being called a racist, i think it's quite funny. I think that all the kids around norris green and croccy running round killing people in so called 'gang land' should all be supplied with guns so every one of the cunts can be shot. All rapist no matter where your from shout be put in a boxing ring one by one with each member of the families relatives in order to get justice in simalarly barbaric way as the crime was committed. All peadophiles should be shot in the stomach and left to bleed to death. The fact that these two scummy cunts where samalian is the reason that the thread was aimed at this aspect of society. Please read Waris Dirie's book and you will see how rife rape is amongst somalians.

If that's their trail of thought then they shouldn't be here. Obviously not every samalian in britain is out to rape someone but it does seem to be sultural to have minimal respect for women. The kid who done this was an ex student at our college and a tutor told us today that his attitude towards women was a discrace. Infact it was a female tutor that told him he had failed his first year and he turned 'quite aggressive bordering on violent'. I'v also heard stories of female circumsision going on in Toxteth. I'm a firm believer that people of varied races, backgrounds and beliefs are needed to make all members of the wider community rounded individuals but I believe even more that if you're not going to live by brittish law then you shouldn't be here. There has got to be a line drawn to cut this shit out. It's fuckin' unbelievable.

A few years ago my bird set up a facebook account and searched my name to see what came up. Up comes this account with my name, saying that I'm from the united arab emerates and had a picture of me and my nephew. I'd never even been on the fuckin' thing!! Over the past few weeks I'v heard loads of stories of weirdos on 'facey' and even a story of somebody that none of our friends or anyone knows, having a profile picture of two of my mates together and nobody else. whats that all about? somebody we know nothing about and have never met have a picture of my mates as a profile picture? fucking wrong 'uns. Here's the story anyway, apparantly some kid in our college has set an account up in the identity of this tutor. They've got a pic of her and have made all kinds of comments and made it look as if this tutor has actually said it. After this rape the other week (from the other thread) that was done by an ex student who left last year after his first year due to failing his first year there was all kinds of racist comments on it. The police are investigating it now and as soon as the police where involved the account was disabled. Just some food for thought really, hopefuly some of you will deactivate your accounts. After all, it's cringeworhty at the best of times.

Some time last week a samalian kid from Toxteth was convicted of rape. Him and his mate got 8 and a half years each. Apparently the girl was from warrington and this happenned in a park in town. The Samalian community of Toxteth are currently busy creating facebook 'groups' requesting their release and making T-shirts saying 'LET THEM GO' with their faces on. How about me and my mate rape your sister then the whole of Kirkby protest for my release? what happens there you fucking twats? why can't you see that no matter if they're your mates or from your community, what they've done is wrong and in all honesty, they deserve any treatment they get, which they will get going into jail as rapists.

My chick is a cryer when it comes to films. She cried her leg off at the champ and every half hour or so for a week after when i said 'don't die champ' in an annoying little voice!

Alpha Dog - in the flat where the kid is stoned watching austin powers, as you waslk through the front door there is a seating area on the right, from outside next doors front door is right next to the one of the flat so, how can there be a seating area there?

How fuckin' ace is it? I have a Girlfriend who i'v been with for years however she too is only young and isn't very sexual minded.......yet. Which is why I haven't spewed her as I think soon enough she'll be a kinky little bitch! So, heres the deal. About 6 months ago I was out with a mate who I haden't seen for ages due to his bird having a kid and this girl (28, one kid) comes in and is all over me. After about half an hour we were outside in my car just talking and I ended up taking her back to my mates for a drink. Soon enough she's asking for a lift home and what not and inviting me in. I felt guilty as fuck on my chick and left it, after swapping numbers of course. The next day I woke up after another night of the same sex I'v had every day for 3 years and decided I was game for it. I text her and what not, told her my plans (pool tornament and then watch the boxing) and before I knew it I was in hers watching X-factor before I went out. The next day I took her shopping and went back to hers for a scran and the day after I went round and she had this sexy silk nighty on and kept 'accidently' flashing her cheeks. 3 hours of steaming hot sex ensued, she was a dance instructor with a stunning body and she loved sex as much as I do. I see her now atleast once a week and it's fucking ace. Now, I was out in our local boozer again with my mate and his missus and her mate. Her mates fella had just divorced her and she was gagging for it. She was 45 with a kid who was 13 and we went back to hers for 'drinks'. All the way home she was saying 'I'm gna neck the face off ya' and 'I'm gna ride you like a wild woman' as well as 'I'm game for a nice young one tonight'...........we got through the door and went straight through to the kitchen where she pinned me in the corner and started taking her dress off when we heard someone walking in the house. I forgot that I was with a 45 year old woman and jumped under the kitchen table a la goosing a young girl. the next thng this arl tart in a nighty appears in the door way and it was her mum! she was there to keep an eye on her son while mummy had a night out. Her mum told her what a discrace she was for getting in 'that state' and went off back to bed which was my cue to re-surface. We fucked all over the downstairs of her house and I got off after about 2 hours. I didn't give her my number as I couldn't be arsed dodging the stroppy teenager in order to get my end away. I saw her in asda a week or two later and she said she wanted me to tile her bathroom that weekend. I'v been round there and smashed her 4 times since christmas aand she's going on about inviting her mate around to 'try it out'. I told my mate about my milf shagging antics and he told me about this site that I won't mention. He said there will be milfs cueing up for a young lad for random sex. I'v met a 33 year old from wavertree, took her out for a drink and we lasted 2 pints before going back to hers and goosing took place. I'v seen her 6 times since November, I only go round there when she sends me a new pic of here in ann summers latest! I also met a 37 year old from london (I was there with work) and she is a complete office fox, she met me at my hotel and was flashing her gash, stockings and clit piercings up her skirt while in the bar. She now phones me every other day at 11.30 and talks me through her masturbation session in her office and can't wait for me to get back to London. I thought I'd missed out on this shit because I'v been in a relationship throughout my shagging years but have I got news for you!

Today I was told I look like Jason Stathom, to which i was cheddered as I am the worlds biggest transporter / crank fan and I'm sure my chick has a secret crush on him. I love it!

correct. But if you put a 6 month old team in a good league the lads will clear out quicker than goodison on 85 minutes. We've gone in to this league for the first couple of seasons in order to set up a team that works together, soon as we're up and running we'll be moving to the liverpool league I think. The wirral league also has it's appeals such as better pitches, better refferees and overall better organisation.

Sorry about missing letters and such above, I am typing in turbo mode incase anyone fancies a go in goal tomorrow.

Obviously I'm not looking for a superstar, just someone who is decent between the sticks. I started my team this year with a gang of mates, I'v narrowed it down and got better lads in over the first half of the season and I'm just looking to improve the defence and a keeper. The keeper I'v got is boss like, he is a kids coach for everton but he's as reliable as.........well......everton, and I'm sure everyone knows that when you put a non-keeper in goal for cover you generally get raped. I could do with a keeper for tomorrow if anyone fancied a go. As for defenders, I want a centre back, a let back and a right back. My team is no longer full of 18 year olds, I have two boss centre mids who play in the southport prem and a forward who also plays with them and is ace. I am looking for players to bring some experience to the deence as well as being reliable. If you fancy it give me a shout, it's the crosby league and we play on buckley hill on a sunday, 12:45 kick offs. Just to make this a little clearer, I am managing a team and have sorted the attack and the midfield, just need to sort the defence and get a more reliable keeper. All i want is a left back, a right back and a centre back that have experience of the game and are still reasonably fit / quick. When the defense problem is sorted out the team will start to do something, the last few games we have scored 4 and 6 so this shows that we're not a bad team, just that the defense needs 'mucho worko'. I'v got a good group of lads who will stick up for the rest of the team, during this season I'v weedled out the tools and got some really good, talented lads in so hopefully next season we can do something from day one. Anyone interested PM me. Cheers.

I forgot all about these tools! there was a scouse version in the horse and jockey pub (melling) on new years eve. he was wearing full make up, lip gloss, had his beard trimmed like an escorts twat and was wearing baggy combats with a body warmer. He never moved all night, just stood near the dance floor and literally diddn't move his face, probably incase he couldn't get his pout quite right again. I swear to god he was standing their pouting thinking he was lovely. he was with a gang of about 20 nobs who think they are the bollocks and not one of them spoke to him. As more of their mates would turn up they'd go round and shake hands with everyone else and leave him out! made me laugh to fuck. Can't believe these cunts are growing round here.

A cunt he is, but he done a great job of keeping the kids who get all high and mighty on the ground. As for driving wankers, I had road rage in the summer with Jason Mcateer, he was giving it the old 'I'v got a range rover, you will let me bunk in the traffic que' driving attitude. I didn't let him in and all the way from town to bootle he was trying to get in front of me, I didn't let him in and we got stopped at these lights by crosby. I think if someone drives slowly then fair enough, take over but don't get me wrong, I don't drive dangerously but I'm certainly not a slow driver. He put his window down and shouted 'why you driving like a dickhead?' in his plassy scouse accent and i just said 'fuckin hell trigger, you should be above all that, being off the tele an all.....' to which he put his window up and drove through the red light. might i add that he had to shout over his daughter of about 6 years old who was in the passenger seat, before endangering her life by shooting out into oncoming traffic. cock. And as for Ellison, the club obviously think a lot of him to keep him on 2 grand a month despite constantly getting him inself in trouble with drink, drugs, cars and police.

Jay Ellison who is regularly tipped to be a first team regular at some point has been banned from driving for the second time for drink and drug driving as well as no insurance. The Liverpool Way? I think not. Also, we saw Carra at the odeon in switch island on friday night. Good to see an actual star acting like a normal person rather than normal people acting like stars. We need people like Suey and Ince around to keep the kids on the ground. From what I'v heard Thommo was good at this as well.

I would understand if I had an X5. I drive an astra. She is fit tho'!