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Duff Man

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  1. Alonso and Momo have been his best buys. Josemi the worst. Morientes the most dissapointing. I reckon if he'd moved here when he was younger he would have kicked arse though.
  2. My brother moved over about 5 years ago and he fucking loves it. He lives in a big swanky apartment in the centre of Melbourne now which he's renting but when he first moved over he got a house similar to the ones above for about £140000. The house was ace but a bit remote hence the move to the city. Wage wise he gets almost double what he was earning over here for exactly the same job. Plus, everyday stuff (beer, cigs, food etc) seems about the same price so it's defintiely cheaper to live over there. I've been twice and I'm definitely interested in moving over there permanently.
  3. I'm definitely off to mine. Free booze, free tucker and at least 4 tidy birds to get stuck into.
  4. I put London Calling on for the first time in ages a couple of weeks ago, I've been hammering it since. Forgot just how good the whole album is. Hateful and Train In Vain are particularly ace in Duff's humble opinion.
  5. I would Wig. Who is it? I recognise her but can't put a name to the bint.
  6. Duff Man

    Why

    You must have girly bald legs then, hurt like fuck when I did it.
  7. Moisturiser is for gays, women, people with excema and sloppy wanks. It is not cool
  8. Good shout. Sometimes she looks really hot, like in that picture. Then other times she looks really minging. ala
  9. I concur, there is serious risk of losing your teeth when you tackle a Double Decker below room temperature. Therefore the Double Decker is manly. Also, contrary to popular opinion, Yorkies are not manly. Any chocolate bar divided into small, easy to tackle parts is for girls and gays.
  10. It's all about the derriere for Duff Man.
  11. All good shouts, honourable mention also goes to the first Towelie episode ("you wanna get hiiiiiiigh?") and the one where Mr Mackey gets stoned and marries a hippy.
  12. Duff Man

    Why

    It hurts like hell. Even when drunk. Someone did my eyebrow once when i was fucked out of my head, the pain was like nothing I've ever experienced before or since.
  13. I'd love to see, and take part in, I'm A Celebrity Shit on My Face.
  14. Burger King all the way. The Whopper is awesome hangover food.
  15. I'll be giving those a try. I've had so many Sloppy Joes recently my arse looks like a Japanese flag.
  16. Never done 'time' as such. Used to be a bit of an oik though so I've been arrested a few times. The usual stuff; drunk and disorderly, crminal damage, arms offences.
  17. As you say, Sarpong's got the best tools but you have to factor in filth rating. I therefore choose Church.
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