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CharleyKnight

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  1. You poindexterness and knowledge of all things mega bitey and shit. Hence me being here. I need your knowledge!
  2. Excellent comeback. There is always one idiot. Anyone got any seriousl suggestions?
  3. I don't venture on here much as you all scare me. Thus is the reason I am hear now. I need your expertise. I want to buy a games console but cannot decide which one to buy due to lack of information. Remember, I only know how to lift weights so I do not have a fucking clue about which one is best. Here are the specifications; It must be cool. It must have room to expand, (for example, I've heard the PS3 is getting some sort of add on box soon that acts as a Sky Plus thing or shit). Good value for money. Have the new GTA on it. Help me out boffins, what should I get PS3, Wii or XBox 360?
  4. Saw the ad for it and I cried a little. Ade Edmondson is on of the leaders in the modern comedy scene. He was pivotal in the 80's and moved comedy away from the dickie bow pint swiging stand ups and took the genre to a new level. To see appear in something that looks to be up there with Two Pints of Lager and a packet of spunk, is truly tragic. It's a sad day for comedy today people.
  5. HAHA! It's like you where there! That would be fuckin class that though, me in my PT kit on, headband included screaming at some crumpet to squat down and give me 3 sets of 14.. Hang on, that makes me sound like Purple Aki!! :whistle:
  6. Fuckin parasites them lads in the car. Dead hard driving past ahouting at someone who is causing noone any harm. Cunts. Would have been a boss vid if they crashed and died.
  7. My flat, tonight 7:30, bring a friend! (6)
  8. HAHA! It was a hard time, but we all pulled through brother.
  9. I love her. I like the fact she is possibly the dirtest woman on this earth.
  10. No way to speak about Ben Stiller that lad, he's a decent actor.
  11. What it comes down to Liz is there are some right cock cheeses on here. It's laughing when your talking about dork stuff because they can relate to it but anything out of their comfort zone of poindexterness they feel threatened and feel it necessary to mock and belittle. Espescially when it comes to Sport. The majority of gideons on here where usually last to be picked in P.E at school and this has had an adverse effect on their outlook on sport, keep fit and being healthy and more so, anyone who enjoys the afore mentioned recreations.
  12. She's fuck al her. I could have Liz on the podium at Miss Olympia in 6 months. Wager?
  13. Don't fuckin understand the fuss about Paddy's day. Obviously if you are Irish get on it and have a good time. What fucks me off is town is always full of fuckin knobb heads who pile into O'Neills or Flanagans and pretend they are Irish. You see it every fuckin year. "Oh, me Nan had Irish blood in her". Then why the fuck isn't she stood here instead of you, you twat? Fuck off. Why doesn't everyone go fuckin mental for St. George'd day? He's our patron saint and he killed a Dragon for fuck's sake. In Greece they buzz off St. George and have a National Holiday every year on the day. They have BBQ's, drink and dance. What the fuck is wrong with England where we buzz off another countries patron Saint but don't even acknowlege our own?
  14. True that. The Heavy weight division is almost non-existant these days. It's made up of Cruiser Weights who pack on the pounds or fucking giants who fight like Robots. Back in the mid 80's to the mid to late 90's, it was all about the heavyweights. They where true athletes, big strong blokes who could move and put on a good show. Sadly that isn't the case anymore and hasn't been for years now.
  15. Haha! You did make some funny noises Liz. Hat's off though, you did well. Tommorrow will be painfull but thats what it's all about isn't it?
  16. Your right mate. The most common one I get in my job is "If I stop smoking my weight will balloon". There is no evidence to show that stopping smoking will make you gain weight (if anything you can train harder as your lungs can reach full capacity and your heart is in better nick). What happens is the person substitutes one craving for another. So in a 10 minute break in work, instead of having a fag they have a Mars bar. Common sense really. You should grow a beard though!
  17. Mate you should well grow a beard or something. Your a proper clever Proffessor of the Mind Dave. In fact, I will pay you just to sit in a rocking chair surrounded by books, with a long beard and glasses on the end of your nose smoking a pipe and looking ponderous! Thats the life for you!!
  18. Stop Texting my Mum you prick!!
  19. It depends on the individual I think. Some sound advice from your Bro there though. My missus just stopped and that worked for her but then again that might not work for you. Give it a go thouh. On another note, I never knew you smoked? That should make the gym tommorrow much more entertaining!! haha!
  20. Very good subject this and one that can never be agreed on. Older fans will talk about Ali V Frasier or Ali V Foreman. Two great fights which will live on for the rest of time. More recentley I'd have to say the Eubank Benn fights in the early 90's. This is a personal choice as I was a nipper growing up and remember watching them and being absolutely mesmarised by the sheer skill and arrogance of Eubank and ferocity and down right fucking scariness of Benn. It got me into boxing and I will always remember that feeling of watching it as a kid and being in awe of those 2 fighters. You can also take nothing away from Tyson in his early days and look at the battles he had against Hollyfield. I think, problems aside, Tyson will go down as one of the absolute greats in the heavyweight division.
  21. Yeh but you'll shoot your sticky white love piss in about 2 fuckin seconds.
  22. She's something like 31 as well. Mad world!
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