TurnstileB

Pre-season is for being too pissed to even see the game, not watching it on some shite channel with John Barnes (badly) reading off an outcue!

Where's the 'Neither' option ?

Weirdo

Exactly - every Birmingham or North London game! It's nice to live in the 'We're the best fans and all Evertonians are vermin' bubble but lets face it, every club has an element.

That old saying about glasshouses has never been more true. The Happy Al's and away pubs that I've heard "Trigger, Trigger, Trigger" and constant other songs must have been my imagination. Every club has whoppers.

Looks like my view at Euro games after being on some strange foreign lager all day!

What a goal - Doesn't even step foward to the ball just hits it first time. Another one of my all time favourites.

I have searched every video/internet site for years to find this, one of the best goals I've ever seen for the Reds. In fact I'd looked that much I thought it mustn't have been that good, but it is and a bit better Sooperb.

Reserves and non-internationals who aren't playing against Sheffield United.

Kept it a respectable scoreline when we played them around Christmas. Although our strikers form at the time had something to do with it as welll I suppose!

Most certainly Hansen.

Wasn't it that he had the option to sign for another year. Don't think there were any reports that he actually signed another year deal, could be wrong though.

Does that mean we will no longer be pelted with nuts, bolts and coins when we play in Greece?

It was the Kirkby coach who brought mad tapes onto coaches and got off the coach one time humming the Ring of Fire tune - think it was Auxerre. Really took off at Birmingham 2004, although often heard whistled/hummed that season.

Rashid will be google-ing Marseilles sites as we speak ;)

Prentice does my head in - You can just sense that as he types that article he finds it hard not to include any one of the words "Clive", "Thomas", "Mudering", "Redshite", "Ifitwaswasntfor". That article tells us very, very little. Cisse is close to leaving (Really?!), Barragan's gone, Rafa wants some funds for Alves and Pennant is a backup if we don't get him. Now THAT's insider knowledge.

Ouch!

Bet the Council and Wyness are already on the case for a groundshare.

I think this youtube clip just shows how much Materazzi has improved since leaving Everton -

MM: "If you fancy carrying on playing, I can sort a trial at Everton out" ZZ:

It's great that Materazzi has gone from "That Itie cunt who couldn't time a tackle and was shite" to Everton hero all in the space of him getting into the World Cup Final. Apparently the Car Stickers are already in stock: "OUR MARCO - EVERTON FC, WORLD CUP WINNERS 2006"

Funny as. Reminds me of Christian Ziege

They also found a dead monkey in Halewood about three months back

Here ya are .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNF5OoqrD8&search=liverpool%20everton Watch the celebrations.

Jose Reina's SUPERB celebrations to Garcia's goal in the Derby. I was going mad, looked up to see the players celebrating and seen some mad man in green run the length of the pitch to jump on the players and then run all the way back! Classic.