Randy Marsh

Benitez is the new Jol. Media wont be happy until they have hounded him out. They have a fuckin agenda. Cunts

Go for it lad! I felt like a cunt reading mine when i woke up sober, luckily i was fuckin hammered when i typed it at half 4 this morning lol. The world is waiting for this!

The one positive i am trying to take here is that even though have been in a shit patch for basically over 2months (since derby), we are still grinding something out of the game. Things just havent clicked, maybe its the injuries, maybe its just a genuine rough patch that every team will go through, but we are not losing games. People are saying all this "well XX draws is the same as X defeats". Maybe points wise, yes, but psychologicaly, no. The team are in a habit of not losing games, when in previous seasons, we had lost silly games. When things hopefully click, and we start putting a few wins together, as we have tended to do from xmas onwards, this could really set us up for a good push towards the title. We are in touching distance, yes portsmouth and Blackburn are ahead, but these teams are going to fall away. I think we are playing shit, but still breathing down the necks of the top 3, and not totally out of it as we usually are by now. Things arent as bad as people make out

Come on then mate, out with it, youve got to tell now! Put it to the jury! Anyone else got any stories that we can judge upon?

I just thought i would consut with the Liverpool Way council on this subject. I have been quite 'friendly' with one of the birds i am living with for uni in sheffield. Always ends up me and her together after a few drinks, and blah blah blah, im sure i dont have to go in to the details. Anyway, past few weeks she has cooled off big time with me, flirting with any lad she can when we are out as a group, looking at me at the same time, blatantly trying to piss me off. I have never done her no harm and she has even admitted she is trying to wind me up. Ill admit this has pissed me off no end, and she knows it. Last night she was going back home for the weekend, but her best friend who had who had been stayin with her all week, was stayin in her flat last night, and goin home today. Ill admit, i immediately though "Pay Back", and i obviously thought my lottery numbers had come in. Anyways, after a few drinks and a bit if sweet talk, i proceeded to bang the arse off her best mate until 5.30 this morning. It couldnt have went any better, as tonight i have had numerous txts off this bird goin mad at me for shaggin her mate, and apologisin for messin me around.Am i back in the drivin seat again, and has it pissed her off no end? Just wanted to know, am i a heartless twat? or a lad doin what any other lad would do? Andy

i would love a fuckin big fuck off tank, and just be able to go around and wipe these cunts out. do nothing but stand outside the sunbed shop/pub/sayers all day, usually a group of big fat fuckin dogs with prams full of kids, puffin away on a cigi. All got a face like a bulldog chewin a wasp. Fuckin scum, total drain on society. Only thing they do is bread more scum, which we have to finance cos there all on the fuckin welfare. PM me mate when the vigilante group gets going, im with ya

should that be the case, id agree with that and try and blood a few youngsters. Dont know about anyone else but id rather just fuck europe off all together if we dont make the next round of the champions league. really dont think the uefa cup should be a priority, lets put everything in to the league edit... by the way, i am confident we will qualify for next round...

hahaha fuckin class!

Disagree there mate. The EMAs is a very prestigious event , whether you like the music or not, and for Liverpool to get the event, IMO, is a great achievment for the city. Its events like this that Manchester has been able to attract for years, and it says something for us that we are now seen, internationaly, as attractive. For years there has been the stereotypical view of Liverpool being a run-down shit hole, and being able to attract events such as this puts out a great statement around the world. I dont particularly like the music myself, and i certainly wont be lining the streets to welcome the artists, but im proud that we have got it. The event will bring thousands of visitors, hotels bars and restaurants will be full, and the city will be screened live around the world. Also, i think the awards show, and advertising is usually centrally themed on the host city, so the awards will definately have a scouse flavour to them. Real boost for the local economy. Look at the Open in Hoylake, the amount of money generated, and good PR for the area, was fantastic. Fantastic PR for the city and another step closer to wiping clear the old stereotypes.

Great news for the city that. I was in Edinburgh a few years back on work experience, at the same time as the EMAs. City was absolutely buzzing. With MTV aswell, they will give the city some cracking publicity, the thing is advertised worldwide. Fantastic coup and well done to all involved. Wonder if messrs Gillet and Hicks pulled any strings stateside to get this one?

Was seein a bird for a bit a few months back. Fucked the relationship stuff off but asked her was she up for just meetin up for some "casual" every now and then. She was well up for it. Perfect arrangement because she was a right dirty bitch, and this went on for a couple of months. But i suppose because of this i lost quite a bit of respect for her, if you know what i mean, and just took it for granted. This one day she was coming round for a bit, and i couldnt be arsed dropping her off home afterwads, so before she arrived i strategically parked the car around the corner , or so i thought. I told her that it was in for an MOT. Anyways, done the deed, and she walks home afterwards in the rain. Get a txt later on saying she spotted the car around the corner. Havnt seen her since. Wanking levels have gone in to overdrive. God Bless YouPorn

fuckin shit isnt it. Ive had this conversation many a time with me mates. For some reason they fuckin develop morals as the teenage years progress. Then the cycle starts again later on and you get some dirty skanks again. Love older women me

I tried that reset thing about 100times, but i dont think id held the buttons long enough. I kept them pressed down for about 15seconds then the apple badge flashed up. Lucky, he was headin for the fuckin bin, thought he was a goner

fuck her off then mate, and try not to think about it. She aint worth the agro, and atleast you know youve tried, so no regrets. Chances are she will come crawlin back when you least expect, usualy when youve met someone else! Always happens. Chin up son

YESSSSSSSSS WE HAVE LIFEEEEEEE!!!!! THANKS TO EVERYONE, BEVVYS ARE ON ME, LEGENDS!!!!

Exactly, perfect for a 3hour journey on a national express coach. Ye the only thing is ive had it probably over the 1year warranty period. I think after that your fucked. Ive had a few before which havnt lasted well at all, only a couple of months, but ive had some good service out of this one. Engraved on the back .... Liverpool Football Club Champions of Europe 2005 We had some good times, Im getting all emotional now:( Cheers mate, il have a little mooch on that

and students:biggrin: To be fair i can see your point though, every time ive used it, coach has been full and i swear there must have been only about 3 english people on each coach, unbelievable. Only come back for the Arsenal game, kept me season ticket going, so 13quid return every other week for the game is about as expensive as i can go! Is rebooting when you twiddle with the button hold switch a few times then hold the menu and select button? If so, ye i have

No hasnt got any face, think its dead!

Was on a National Express from Libpool to Sheffield yesterday, and thought someone had robbed me ipod out me coat pocket when i left it in the overhead compartment thing. Realised it wasnt there when i got off and had the driver do a check on the bus and everythin! I was fumin, but later on that night the ipod turned up, in the exact pocket id checked 57times in to see where it was! Anyway, I jubilantly attatched my ipod to me laptop to charge up and update the tracks. Fully charged sign comes on, and ive now took the ipod out, and the cunt wont switch on! Ive done all the reset things, plugged it in to laptop, plugged it in to wall charger, and not a peep out of it! Im like a little boy lost without it! Anyone got any advice? Or is this karma for me accusing every person on the bus of robbing me ipod, and there is nothin i can do about it? there is a cyber bevvy in it for ya. Fosters only though, im skint

Tough one mate, ive been there and can totally relate to what your saying. Personally ive always needed to know what the situation is, just so i can put my own mind at rest. So ive usualy ended up txting or calling one last time, say how you feel, and find out what the fucks going on. Probably not the best course of action, but thats what i do anyway. I agree with what someones else said, that youll regret it more not speaking to her again, than you will getting in touch, even if you do feel like a bit of a tit straight after it. If you do get the straight "brush off" (usually hidden amongst a web of bullshit "not having time" etc,,) then leave it at that, and DONT get back in touch. Balls in her court now, and 9/10 times mate, they will pop up again when you least expect it, crawling back to you. One other thing mate, YOU WILL NEVER EVER WORK OUT A FUCKIN BIRD! THEY WORK DIFFERENT TO US, AND DONT UNDERSTAND LOGIC, so try not to waste time trying. Good luck mate , hope you sort it

10o% spot on. used to like keys, he is a fuckin shit stairing twat of the highest order. Annoying thing is, the majority of football fans dont go to games, and its people like this who they listen to, and take every word as gospel. Then they ring in the phone ins, slag rafa/rotation, and we all get tarred with the same brush as these cunts. And its these so called "experts" who sit in a studio who are to blame. Fuckin expert my arse, if your so fuckin clever, why arent you managing your own fuckin team then, you fuckin over-oppinionated cunt! What right has some tit like andy grey/paul fuckin merson got to tell rafa/wenger/ferguson how to manage a team? fuck all

Its alonso im worried about. Thought he had a stormer yesterday, like when he come back in 05 against Juve, it was as if he hadnt been away, and we looked so much more flowing with him. Him and the chief held the middle and allowed stevie to bomb on and not to be shackled. Didnt think it was any coincidence stevie had his best game of the season with xabi back in there. It was when he went off things started to go pear shaped. Bad loss that, hope he isnt out too long

fuckin great player though :thumbup:

They fuckin love it as well, just another referees name to add to the ifithadnabinfer list. Ifithadnabinfer Clive Thomas/Graham LIVERpoll/Collina/Clattenburg sad twats

I agree with you mate, but i find it hard not too. Since only fools and horses isnt on that much anymore, its the only time i get to have a laugh at the tele