grazywalker

3-0 .We score 2 in first 25 minutes.(I dream't it last night.The other dream,well I do not wan't to talk about)

I do not remember posting that last night.I love FA Cup Sunday.

In my drunken opinion I like Alan Smith.He is a ha good, take no shit and do not moan footballer.He had to join Manure because they wanted to pay him.i for one am upset that a good proper footie player like him is out of the game.I WISH HIM ALL THE BEST.

Anyone know where I can FA cup balloons.I work with lots of Man yoo fans but I am off work all week and in getting my own back from a few weeks ago I want to send them some FA cup balloons.I have searched t'inter web but had no joy>

That twat lee ryan from blue.Jesus his face needs a right good slap.He has just won two tickets to the gun show.

Wow ,That is shit. Thanks for that ,I was getting in right bad mood when I thought we were not on. Also just saw two lads at 8.30am this morning walking home with two crates of kronenberg 1664.

just going through TV guide in paper.Can't see if we are on TV.Anyone Know?

Remember his film.It was that bad it was rockin. COOL AS ICE Play that funky music white boy

Next up ..you can't touch this You can't touch this (Repeat 5x) My, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say "Oh my Lord" Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet It feels good, when you know you're down A super dope homeboy from the O-town And I'm known as such And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch I told you homeboy (You can't touch this) Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this) Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this) Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this) Fresh new kicks, advance You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance So move, outta your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rolling, hold on Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall them back Let 'em know, that you're too much And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch Yo, I told you (You can't touch this) Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this) Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this) Give me a song, or rhythm Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em Now, they know You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show That's hype, and tight Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe Or a tape, to learn What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts? Legit Either work hard or you might as well quit That's word because you know... You can't touch this (Repeat 2x) Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time! Go with the funk, it is said That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move, slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump Yeah... (You can't touch this) Look, man (You can't touch this) You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this) Ring the bell, school's back in Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time! You can't touch this (Repeat 3x) Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time! Every time you see me The Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this? With others making records that just don't hit I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer" And the rest can go and play You can't touch this (Repeat 7x)

Yo,Vanilla,kick it one time Boy Yo, VIP, Let's kick it! Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo; I don't know Turn off the lights and i'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance, go rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burnin’ ‘em if you aint quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're full of “Eight Ball” Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

THAT BOGARDE FROM CHELSEA.HE HAS PLAYED NO GAMES AND HAS ADMITTED HE IS HAPPY PICKING UP £45,000 FOR DOING NOTHING

Kind of strange.I know they beat us without us creating any real problems for them but it does go to show we still have a lot to do.It may well be a blessing because it shows our problems, and at this stage we still need to work on and indeed find our weakness's (is that right).We will become better for getting beat today than we would had we won.(again not sure that is good english,but at least it is better than the slur I am speaking now)

Subject: FW: Try not to laugh! LOOK,you have a sick pet and want time off.This is a true transcript that happened in my work.It is not that funny but this guy loves his pet -----Original Message----- From: Ian Sent: 13 January 2006 12:03 To: Sharron Lyons Subject: Try not to laugh! I've just had to listen to this in the toilet and try to keep a straight face! I said alright to matt and he replied with "no i'm really pissed off and having a really bad day!" Obviously I asked why this was and this was where the test of my moral/mental strength began! Matt:"My hamster has got systitus and is really suffering.." IAN:"sorry, your hamster?!!!!" M:"Yeah she's really bad and we're really worried. I was up with her last night, and when i woke up this morning she adn't even managed to get to her bed and was just slumped against the side looking really sad!" I:"Oh dear that doesn't sound too good" M:Yeah I called the vets this morning 'cause she really needs to go in and they have space this afternoon. I have some hours in lieu so I asked Richard if I could take them so that i could get her in but he said no!" I:"Really" M:"Yeah I couldn't believe it, she's probably gonna die!" At this point he looks like he's talking about his mother! I"Erm...well maybe if it was a bigger animal, like a dog he might let you go?" M"Yeah i bet he'd go if it was his dog. I just can't believe sh'e gonna die" I:"Erm well I hope sh'e ok. CAn you not go afterwork?" M"No they close at 5" I think I deserve a medal! Ian

I have just come across old local newsapaper originals that have european headlines and many stories going back to 1971 up until 1990's. I also have cuttings and programmes.I want to post them once I have scanned as I want you lot to read them.Do not want some prick who wants to make money from to get hold of eg. A local papers front page headlines on our return from winning a european cup in he the late 70's .one quarter of a million came to city centre to see. Plus a feature on a teacher who knows football 1983. I will accept all help but please take into account I am really shit at all this computer rubbish.

Good report as it helped fill the parts I could not see because of Steve Bruce's head being in the way(Ahhhhh Thank youu).

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

Although I did not set out to do it .I did reverse into my big boss's Audi convertable this morning.Beat that in any challenges. Good news is though I was in the wife's car so my no claim bonus is Ok.Especially with not having a job after today I will need all the pennies I can save My other challenge is to get the lap dancers to perform girl on girl for me.(tonight,not in work.However that would be cool.very own lap dancers during coffee break.) I do not mean to rabbit on but I do not know who else to turn to.In work they are moving me from sitting opposite the fittest girl in the office to sitting by the ugliest on Monday.

I really want hm to become great but I just can't see it ever happening.I have never wanted a player to succeed more than Cisse but I have to admit defeat and accept he just is not good enough. It upsets me because I do think he is Liverpool through and through.However so am I but I am shit end of..Plus he pulls some great funny faces.

Love them .That chant made me laugh quite loud.

I am trying to get together a few funny stories of wierd and wonderful incidents that make our amatuer game so great. The one that sticks in my mind is when we played a pre season friendly against a team from Halewood .There was a particular dirty palyer for them who had been hoofing everyone.In my lack of wisdom I decided to take him out ,whilst he was clean through on goal.He,for some reason objected and a heated chin wag began and players from both teams came over to express their views on the matter at which point he took off his boot and smacked me over the head with it.I have to admit I did not see that one coming. A trip to the hospital 3 stictches l and a few drinks later it soon became quite funny. "these are shite these.Still nil nil,110%."