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After foisting Johnson and Truss on us, now Braverman is the members' runaway favourite. What horrendous people. A survey by the Conservative Post has been sent to 14,000 verified registered party members with dramatic results. From the first 3,091 respondents Ms Braverman has picked up more than 1,000 votes as the best leader well ahead of former business secretary Kemi Badenoch in second place with just over 400. The two centrist One Nation candidates on the left of the party - James Cleverly and Tom Tugendhat - are trailing in the last two places with less than 300.

Should put Simon Green up for the job but tell him it's a drama and the cameras are hiding.

My PM.

But not impossible, especially if you use the immigration with the nose cavity.

The fuck?

Axle person works on trains?

It'll be the Russians, seems about their level.

Looks like the Princess from Hellboy 2 - so it's a yes from me.

My uncle reckoned he looked like he was being tazered while he was also being booted, by the way his arms were tight to his sides.

My uncle pointed out the guy is actually a shit copper too, he doesn't even cuff him while he's face down, he kicks him in the head then walks off to kick the other bloke in the thigh, meanwhile the guy he's just kicked in the head is getting up behind him and presumably cold have retaliated. Taking the hands out of commission is copper 101 all over the world.

First thing I thought, first thing I thought about Kamala Harris too, I'm turning into Syd James.

Nads used to live in Runcorn, that's all I'll say.

You were gonna kill that guy. Of course, I'm a Terminator. You can't just go around killing people. Why? You just can't. Why?

T2 best action film of all time IMO, two of the best action sequences of all time (truck chase and Cyberdyne shootout) and best movie villain of all time IMO too. Made all the more incredible by the absolute bilge which has come after it in the franchise since. Cameron is an unreal talent.

Terminator 2, then Predator, then Total Recall, then terminator 1, then commando, then Red Heat.

FBI Director Christopher Wray has raised doubts as to whether or not Donald Trump was struck by a bullet during the assassination attempt at a Pennsylvania rally earlier this month. Wray testified before the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday about the ongoing investigation into the attempt on the former president’s life and the response of law enforcement agencies that day.

Tom Tugendhat’s campaign has had to change its slogan after it spelt out a rather unfortunate word. The original slogan read: “Together we can, Unite the party. Rebuild trust. Defeat Labour” but it was soon pointed out that the first letter of the first word of each sentence read as ‘turd’.

Strangely that made me a bit horny.

Kudos to the lawyer already giving it beans outside the hospital with his client though, serious Saul Goodman vibes.

It's got to be the astronaut for VP, if only for the optics, not even republicans can Diss an astronaut. "Oooh the space man, they call them space men, did you know that? Because they go to space."

It hasn't caused uproar other than with the people who hate starmer anyway, have you ever met the British public? Today they're mostly engaged celebrating an Asian bloke getting booted in the head by a copper and posting pictures of Lee Rigby with captain tom. The GF is not representative of the British voting public.

It wasn't prioritised over helping children out of poverty because there wouldn't be enough votes. It's like a cheese shop putting up a sign that says "we stand with Ukraine". People talk like this vote would have ended child poverty. All It's done is give the jackals a chance to have a dig, and probably got decent MPs like Kim Johnson a load of abuse.

That's a fair point but context is important in this instance in my view. Starmer and Labour's whole selling point is stability after the most unstable period of government in living memory. Chancellors and ministers were in and out the door in literally the same week, you had people briefing against each other, you had the "five families" or whatever the fuck they called themselves. The SNP laid a trap to cause all this, people fell for it knowing that, and knowing their votes would be chum to its enemies.

Anything to a person's head has got to be GBH surely? It's the first thing a quack asks someone if they have a fall, did you hit your head.