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All the people politely pointing out the error of his ways, and he won't learn a thing. Brexit cannot fail, it can only be failed - and that's the case on the left as well as the right.

As of ten minutes ago, Gakpo.

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Siri, show me the yin to the Andrew Robertson thread yang:

That's some player.

I'm wondering whether that's Ian Ush or Kenny Dalglush talking.

And for your next trick...

Well, I don't think that's what this is about. If it were, the capital of France would be Par-EE, not Par-iss. Cross-awnt sounds shit, as does referring to New Jersey like you went to Eton.

Kinda impressed with Dave's stance, persisting in referring to New Jersey when everyone from that part of the world is saying Noo Joyzee. Because only a knobhead would say it like the natives do, right?

I think Goldbridge is all right in general. The contrast with that fat fuck Howson is striking.

Worth it just for the Mason Mount reference. Robert Frost ain't writing any wistful thoughts on that road not taken.

I figured Liverpool would be on the same number of points as West Ham at the international break.

They were lucky to be nil.

There can be only one.

What a shame.

"and if we lose, Everton."

As someone once said: 'They’re like a cartoon fucking moron. Wile. E. Coyote or Tom from Tom & Jerry. They never learn. Just the same fucking stupid mistakes year upon year that make them look ridiculous. It’s actually staggering that this can happen to them so often and at no point do they ever take a step back and think “you know what, let’s not get ahead of ourselves this time as we always end up with egg on our faces”.'

I can remember those days like they were yesterday, yet I can't remember what I did, well, yesterday.

Sending the goalie up for the last-gasp corner in the third league game of the season...fucking losers. Perhaps Beheddie felt his life depended on it.

Worth tuning in just for the joy in Kelly's voice. Beautiful.

Copy-and-paste time at the Beeb: FULL-TIME Everton 0-1 Xxxxx Plenty of boos ring out as Xxxxx take the three points! ... Everton are goalless and pointless.

Taken at face value (which I don't), the infantilising of the Arab world is striking.

It's definitely a sign of old age that you've forgotten Lyndon Dykes.

I hope Dave has not just had his tea, because he''ll be spewing it up when he sees what The Ringer have in store for us: