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Man Utd (A) - FA Cup Quarter Final, Sun 17th Mar 2023 (3:30pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Robertson is in serious decline. Gomez is mediocre. -
So, potentially Leverkusen in the final.
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Sparta Prague (H) - EL R16, 2nd leg - Thu 14th Mar 2024 (8:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Highlight of the game for me, that. -
United did same today. Ten Hag manages every 5 games what Klopp manages every 160 (that is, twice in his entire time here).
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Man Utd have faced 414 shots this season, the fourth-most behind Sheffield United, Luton Town and West Ham. That is an extraordinary figure that has resulted, in part, from a particularly poor last five Premier League matches, in which United have faced 100 shots. Compared with their supposed rivals, Man Utd are well below where they should be, as Sky Sports revealed on Monday Night Football: Ten Hag's team have faced 20 or more shots in 12 of his league matches as Man Utd manager, or once every 5.3 fixtures. Mikel Arteta, Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp are nowhere near that figure, with their sides facing 20 or more shots every 23, 73 and 161 matches respectively. This season, United have faced at least 16 shots in a Premier League on 14 occasions. City have done so twice, while Arsenal not once.
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Nott'm Forest (A) - Sat 2nd Mar 2024 (3:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Yep, same thing happening to us and penalty decision for foul on Danns somehow absent from highlights. -
Nott'm Forest (A) - Sat 2nd Mar 2024 (3:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
That's Match of the Day and the Guardian that chose to ignore same thing happening to us. Which would be fine. A mere oversight. Had Klopp not drawn their attention to it. -
PODCAST: Liverpool 3 Southampton 0 - Match Reaction
Josef Svejk replied to tlw content's topic in FF - Football Forum
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Nott'm Forest (A) - Sat 2nd Mar 2024 (3:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Any anticipated streams? -
Fit Birds Who Fly Under the Radar
Josef Svejk replied to Carvalho Diablo's topic in GF - General Forum
I've been traumatised by '80s music, so the saxophone is a complete turn-off for me. If she were to switch to the trombone, however... -
Matip must be on good money, too.
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Southampton (H) - FA Cup 5th Rnd - Wed 28th Feb 2024 (8:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Wasn't just what he said - also how he said it. Thinks he's the "Pep" of the Championship - with his fashionable football that will see them flop in the playoffs - and acts accordingly. -
Southampton (H) - FA Cup 5th Rnd - Wed 28th Feb 2024 (8:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
One of that new breed of smug gobshites in Championship management. Reminds me of that Welsh weirdo that Southampton had previously. -
It was an honest mistake. Just happened to be true.
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Chelsea (N) - EFL Cup Final, Sun 25th Feb 2024 (3:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Fantastic combover. -
Chelsea (N) - EFL Cup Final, Sun 25th Feb 2024 (3:00pm)
Josef Svejk replied to Trumo's topic in FF - Football Forum
Where's that quote from? -
Three people you'd least like to go on the lash with
Josef Svejk replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum
Bono Luke Fitzgerald My line manager -
I love rugby union as a sport, never having played it or attended a rugby school. But the Aviva / Leinster culture is repugnant. Atmosphere at the ground appalling / supporters a bunch of entitled gobshites. Thankfully, Munster exists. Having lived for some years in Limerick, the culture around that club is much more tolerable.
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A lot depends on the opposition. Ireland has played entertaining games over the last year against France, South Africa, Scotland, and New Zealand. But they're efficient enough to win boring against the dross. Regarding this game, Welsh defence and poor lineouts are preventing better attack.
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Van der Vaart on Henderson (0 wins in 4 games): "Ajax have brought in players with zero quality. The club will now have to see out the rest of the season. "They have brought in Jordan Henderson. All he does is to play a little pass out wide, or a little pass back. But nobody will be happy with that."
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Doesn't his dad do the Guardian Weekly podcast? He's actually good on there, too.
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The context is our transfer and wage bill versus theirs. And I mean tonight's side.
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I got shit earlier in season for laughing at Elliott's chronic inability to strike a football. Just before he scored a nice goal against I don't recall whom. But I genuinely don't understand how a professional footballer can be so fucking hopeless at kicking a football.
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Jota, Jones, Szoboszlai...