Stouffer

I can't breathe properly. I've already had a septoplasty (which hurt like hell). Now the docs are going to try and electrocute my nasal passage (which they don't think will work anyways) before they go for the full rhinoplasty which involves cutting the skin off my nose so it can be pinned to my forhead then hammering my face. I'm feeling proper sorry for myself. So lighten the pain for me and tell us about your own horrific medical procedures.

Mr Monty's avatar reminded me about this. I believe it's the same bloke who used to do office pest in Loaded. Can't find any pics tho'

It's a fucking joke. Last season zonal marking, this season rotation. Can't we just keep the topic that performs in the limelight......

Is right. Crouch has many different roles that he can excel in. Hold up player, target man, midfield battler. Bellamy at the minute seems to be limited in his resourcefulness. It will take him time tho' and as with Crouch last year, lets hope it won't be too long before CB could be runnin' wild too.

I can touch my nose with my tongue. WHich is shit, granted. My mate eats the contents of a full ash-tray and then licks it clean. Before being sick. I laugh every time.

Have you not seen my work before. I've got a nice little portfolio going over on the GF. Post no. 361

I agree and disagree. I agree that technology should not be introduced. However not because it would remove some of the controversy, but because the game should be identical as to that played on the park by kids on a sunday morning. If it is to be introduced in the professional game then money should be made available for the kids league so they that can play exactly the same. It is the sport of the masses after all.

Abu, at least then I would have somewhere to hang my smoking jacket. Rare or well done?

Tonight I will be mainly posting on here while drinking ale. Might even walk the dog.

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Hooray for the menopause! Would you rather kiss my arse or shut your fucking mouth?

Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka The hypnotoad.

A Manatee

Eyes stinging at level 11

Eggbound

Dear god man, Spectrum. Mine wins as Aveez made the wrong choice. Dizzy vs Manic miner?

Teeth out time, my mams dead. The squits or eggbound?

If I had won the lottery I wouldn't be having a tin of tuna for tea. I Didn't and it probably won't happen either.

ST every time. Radiohead V a steaming pile of horse waffle?

T-shirt, I can't sing. Would you rather tell everyone you know exactly what you think of them or be a lying two face turd biscuit?

Balls. Kouros or Farenheit?

Forgot that one. I would love it if he did that all the time. Reina is nails.

He doesn't catch crosses which arses me off. Thing is I can't think of many keepers that do catch crosses nowadays.