Ezekiel 25:17

these are supposed to be songs that are actually good to run too based on the beats per minute throughout the song.... You Spin Me Round - Dead or Alive (Princess Julia Mix '03 is great) Things Can Only Get Better - Dream Don't Bring Me Down - ELO It's My Life - Dr Alban Life Is A Highway - Tom Cochrane Lips Like Sugar - Echo & The Bunnymen Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim

bonnie tyler- i need a hero

I bet there favourite website is Novaexposed.com aswell, Liverpool is one of few cities which socially caters for all areas of the spectrum. This thread could just as easily been titled where have all the Goths come from ?. In my humble opnion I just see it as a step forward in modern society that more and more people are confident enough to be who they are socially.

The only thing I would say is, that it winds me up a bit the way a lot of the big shops in town have all there clothing lines catered for a specific type of person. Everything seems to be made in "new skinny fit", there are other examples and I think some will agree. I take care of my appearence (maybe not as much as used to) but I dont buy into girls being increasingly more attracted to metrosexuals. I promise you there are as many girls if not more who like men to be men as there is girls who go for the Ms dudes.

"and your sure it was definitely Paul who did this to you" "yeah it was him" "what did you say to him" "nothing I just mentioned it must be nice working from 9 till 3 everyday and having the whole summer free"

Rashid and the Count, a meeting of two minds.

After finally tying the knot Tk421 commented it was An Excellent turn out and a good day had by all.

Love it.

Cath denies profusely abusing the Charlie Knight Training Regime.

Yep shes with me.

Just spoke to me mate then whos proper in the doghouse now with his bird, I cant stop laughing every time I think of him on the phone to her just before we went out, going "look Katie I'm going for a quiet drink with me mate and nothings going to happen to me, she replies "I just worry because I know the states you get in" he says "well your just goin to have to trust me then arnt you". Fast forward to 4am "Katie can you pick me up, Iv been fined, Iv lost me phone and am stuck in Thornton" hahahaha.

Nice goin cheese ! Only a Leg like Carl wethers could say that to Arnie and get away with it.

Gervais-Look I told you what Happened he got on the roof to fix the ariel and the Angels came down and took him. Emu- the soft cunt fell off didnt he.

Just watched his new movie the pursuit of Happyness, a proper heart warming movie, I highly reccomend it, bit of a chick flick, but its based on a true story an hes quality.

After I watched Zoolander I sat in the corner of the shower trying to rid myself of the vile stench it had left on me, truly one of the worst films ever. Anchorman had its moments Scotch Scotch Scotch downs goes the Scotch, I love Scotch.

Heres hoping, when I got in I put that youtube video true scouser on and had a wank (is that wrong ?)

Right so am in ours with me mate, the birds gone to stay out and were having a few jars and what not. So he gets the idea lets go for a few in town and after six San M Im all for it. We get to town mooch round a few bars, getting absolutely twatted in the process. End up in the walkabout dancing to some 80's cheese with Hamman and his bird (who basically was the last person to leave the bar because he was finishing bevvies but anyway),I think I was Pouring my heart out to him aswell at one point about how cut up I was when Steph left and that CUNT Pelegrino stepped in (I'm cringing so badly I can bearly type) but anyway. So were walking round to get a taxi and bump into these birds in a pizza place, a mother her daughter and a hot mate. I really wanted to get off but me mate was going "lets go back to theres theve got a dance mat !" which weirdly at the time I was thinking er yeah that sounds like a good enough reason to me. Turns out they lived in Formby, and when we get there the taxis £40 quid and I had to pay the whole fucking thing. To make matters worse they arranged to be picked up by lads and just did one as soon as we got out the cab. At this point were walking around Formby no money no clue were we are and the police pull over (cue arrest numero uno). They start with alright lads were are you from ? Bootle, why are you in Formby ? am going the beach, dont get smart lad, are you known to the police ?, no not at all, have you been drinking ? ay theres no flies on this guy is there, right your arrested for disturbing the peace and being drunken disordely, sweet ! They put us in the back of the car and say you can go in a cell for the night or have an £80 fine, we then tell them we got ditched by bird and they took our money and that (which we would come to desperatly regret later). So I take the fine and they drop us off at Thornton. Me mate rings his bird and begs her to pick us up, she reluctantly agrees and we wait in the phone box (which must of looked awesome at the time hugging each other for warmth in a phone box which every window had been smashed in it and there was no door). Next thing a police car pulls up this same thing again, alright lads were are you from ? Bootle, Scallies are yeah ay, no not really, we explain weve already been nicked once and we just want to get home were waiting for a lift. They start ringing through to ID us and me mates bird pulls up, he jumps in the car and the police say, ay we havent finished with you yet, so hes on his walkie talkie thing and that, next thing he goes to my mate while hes sitting there next to his bird, I believe you paid for girls to get to Formby and then they left you outside there house (worse sinking feeling of all time) we just try to brush him off anyway and drive away. Just before we do me mate gives him the finger. Two minute down the road the police car and a van pulled us over and I swear down dragged me mate out the car ordred me out and told his bird to fuck off now. They had us up against the wall poking us four of them shouting who the fuck do you think you are giving me the finger, am gunna bury you and all this shit. They then put us in the back of the car and give us the same ultimatum fine or cell, we take the fine and they drop us off in the middle of nowere. Just before we get out the car the copper goes "your lucky lads usually we would just knock you and put you in a cell. Anyway sorry Iv rambled a bit but it truly was the worse most expensive night ever.

I tell you what right, I consider myself to be a bit of a hangover conissouer but this is just taking the piss, I wish I could be arsed telling the whole story from last night because you all would laugh your bllocks off but am just too fucked. Got to get the bank now to replace the £130 I took out of me birds account last night, Worst day of my life bar none.

On the plus side though had a good dance and a bevvie with Didi, what a guy.

Arrested in Formby, released in Thornton then arrested again in crosby, good times. May I just ad erm both were totally unjust. You iknow what i get told aLLL the time why dont you join thr police ? mainly because womN ARE SO DENSE TRHAT nyone over 6 ft shopuld obvioulsly be a copper but i probably would if wasnt for all the all for one and one for all shit, (apoligies to anyone who is police*) you horrible self righteous I just got a twinghe from throwing you agaimst my bonnet pieces of shit.

Jules you big fraud this guy wants a word....

Well I'm deducing my recieved CD which by the way was really good was from you compadre, It gets a respectable 8 1/2 out of 10 for presentation and 7 1/2 out of ten for the content. Baring in mind Ive never heard of any of these tunes before and its not usually what I listen too, I found several of the tracks disturbingly catchy and have p[layed them in all honestly a lot more than I thought I would. Namely Track 1, track 4, track 7, and track 11. Heres the listing anyway which is taking me a lot more time than it probably should of to produce but hay bet late than never you attention craving, demanding, self centered (just kidding)..... 1. Heartbeat - Jimmy Somerville 2. I Believe [Extended Vocal Mix] - Celvin Rotane 3. Hands Up for Lovers - Right Said Fred 4. It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls 5. Blame It on the Boogie - Big Fun 6. Let Me Be Your Underwear - Club 69 7. Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell 8. I'm So Beautiful - Divine 9. In the Navy - Village People 10. Legendary Children (All of Them Queer) - Holly Johnson 11. Free, Gay, and Happy (Coming Out Anthem) - The Coming out Crew 12. Lover, Come Back to Me - Dead or Alive 13. She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals 14. Walk on the Wild Side - No Sports 15. Rumpelstilzchen Oh and heres the cover aswell. The real track listing haha (quality Cd though jokes aside mate) Las Cruces Jail Two Gallants Stay where you are Ambulance Ltd. Chronicles Get Cape wear cape fly contrast The features Sexy In latin Little Man tate (we are your) 1984 People of satiago Turn it Out Death From Above 1979 He Said He Loved You Reverend and the Makers I Dont Know Lovers Electric Low Happening Howlin ' Bells The Decision The Young Knives Im Not Sorry The Pigeon Detectives House Party At Boothy's Little Man Tate Ali In The Jungle The Hours Closer Lovers Electric

Yeah and I want A Toilet seat made out of gold but its just not on the cards is it baby.

One of my toes caught in the bottle dam it.

Can I retract this statement please, I dont really know were I'm going with it.