Karl_b

WOPPY FLOPPY DONKEY DICK

Ive taken the liberty to put a space between your words, no need to thank me. ;)

Its not that I particularly care or remember what is said on here just that I dont think "its only the internet" is a good excuse for the way people act. It may or may not reflect on the character of a person, but I certainly wouldnt want people to think I was a complete twat, so I dont act like one. You will also find that the debate, conversations and banter is far more interesting between a group of people with a bit of manners and respect, rather than people that just abuse each other. If you dont give a shit then why bother? You wont be missed.

Or just to fuck-wits. Its not about high post counts, its about having respect for people. You have has half as many posts as me in about 1/10 the time, so does that mean that in about a month you will automatically become a more balanced, respected and liked (not that I'm any of those) than me? You seem to be winding people up and its not the kind of atmosphere that is generally liked on here, and dont give me any "its only the internet" bullshit.

Noos founder of excellent phrases and arse slapping challenges :whistle:

Six? :whistle:

Absolutely baffling.

What about letting them shave you with one of them sod off blades?

Fairly innocuous?

Thats very good of you.

The type of ball TBM or a fit Fowler would have been on in a flash.

So if Crouch was to get another 7 this season, in the league, would you then count that as excellent?

I usually shave my own hair but will admit to getting the odd cut down the local barbers every so often. I was told I should grow my hair ready for when I start interviewing when uni finishes as I look a bit rough with it bald. Cheeky bastard.

Definitely in the squad for tomorrow.

I say job, its more community service.

No, she's at work. Dad did it.

What does that mean?

Ok, but in your first reply surely you meant 'your' and not 'you're'. Also there's no such word as coz, and sentences end in full stops. Also, can I just check with everyone that it's ok for me to post a cuntish reply before I just go ahead and do it?

Well if you have been here so long then you would have the courtesy to think about what your posting, it really isnt difficult. And the is spelt the not THE, no capital letters. Im going to need a bigger stick.

Well we got beat 15 times in a week, all the players went on strike and we are now left with just Fowler and the returning Julian Dicks to play against Wigan. This is the worst period in the history of our club and Parry is intentionally running the club into the ground whilst swimming in a big pool of money, Scrooge McDuck style. Rashid has been installed as manager after Rafa caught the MRSA bug whilst visiting Robben in hospital. The forum was flooded by some delightful Chelsea fans which was lovely and we had some excellent debates as usual.

Not sure if they have been mentioned on here before but Little Man Tate are an excellent band. Theyre from Sheffield so the obvious comparisons to the Arctic Monkeys are there, and they may well use their publicity to help their own needs. Despite that they really are good and I reccomend the tracks "This Girl Isnt my Girlfriend" "What? What You Got" and "Sexy In Latin". Free downloads are available from the official site and theyre playing a few gigs this month too.

*Waits to see witty and articulated insult reply from Brendan*

Whilst I dont like what I can see in that photo I certainly dont think that Riise is a player that doesnt care. I just think he has been a little stupid and insensitive to how the fans feel.

As much as I would love to see Owen back, the whole England situation with him is frustrating. So long as he was scoring goals though, it wouldnt matter.

A time before mobile phones? Is this what is known as the Dark Ages?