Dan M

He was also spotted in ye cracke. Apparently he loves Liverpool pubs. A mate of mine spotted him in there and was amazed at his audacity\naiveity

Nice one fella. Thats brought back some memories sometimes you forget how boss its been supporting the reds. I had a season ticket for the Kop that season. Superb team.

Whilst not wanting to berate Riise to much his lack of a right foot has been an accident waiting to happen. why the fuck does he not try and work on it?? It may be a shite end to the game but we bossed the game for the majority of it and all we need is one goal down there and its all to play for. Believe

R.I.P

R.I.P

Nice one for this. I have been trying to find it for ages. Quality photo

can anyone help. I am trying to get the photo of Aldridge in the tent outside Istanbul airport. it looks like he is on a table and is punching the air. any links would be most appreciated.

Can anyone confirm or dispel this rumour that has been flying round my workplace. Is Gerrard out of the first leg cos he was booked against inter and now suspended? I haven seen it anywhere in the news but several of my colleagues are adamant. Apologies if this has already been discussed but I cant find a thread about it.

I never thought the "morry enters" could have been usurped but its good to know on such dark days as these there is still mirth unsurpassed.

There is a pet grooming place on Brodie Ave called Doggy Style

Can someone pm me alink too please

The Fly in the Loaf has it too. Watch out for the various strong lagers though as otherwise you wont be able to remember the match!

Whats got three legs is brown and stinks of shit?? . . . . . A stool Dont worry I am here all day!!!

Simon Weston was the first celeb to be thrown off celebrity hells kitchen as he had burnt his chops!!

Print this off laminate it and stick it up somewhere prominent and all your domestic troubles will be over!!! The Good Wife Guide This is an actual extract from a Home Economics textbook printed in the early 60's. Absolutely unbelievable. Men love it! Women can't believe it! Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return from work. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up school books, toys, papers etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables. During the colder months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first, remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner, or even stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange the pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. Once he has had a chance to have his evening meal clear the dishes and wash up promptly. If your husband should offer to help decline his offer as he may feel obliged to repeat this offer and after a long working day he does not need the extra work. Encourage your husband to pursue his hobbies and interests and be supportive without seeming to encroach. If you have any little hobbies yourself try not to bore him speaking of these, as women's interests are often rather trivial compared to men's. At the end of the evening tidy the home ready for the morning and again think ahead to his breakfast needs. Your husband's breakfast is vital if he is to face the outside world in a positive fashion. Once you have both retired to the bedroom prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then accede humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing freshen up and apply your night time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes

Why the fuck would anyone want to quote or pass off as their own the drivel that you spout on a regular basis? You really are a deluded fool.

Has anyone on here been phoned by the ticket office or does anyone know anyone who has been phoned by the ticket office for the ballot today? I am waiting on a call and I am starting to feel more and more pessimistic about my chances the longer the day goes on.

Whats the score? Has it finished?