Nunavut Patrick

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Who's bringing the balls?:whistle:

GH says he wants one in January after the New Years and Xmas programme. Good idea, it allows for injuries to heal. As for Mr Burns, well he'll be managing Chelsea so I guess he's pulling for it so he can take a winter holiday with his Italian wife...errrr, Swedish girlfriend.....

Those flowers are very pretty.

Severely restricted view are the ones right behind where Rooney will sit if he doesn't play or comes off.

Riise at Woodison two years ago. Pity he isn't that player anymore. I think the Macs free kick was a classic. What a way to lose at the death, from 44 yds out.

Milan was supposes to get a runout, dunno about FSP though.

Hermes, if we share a stadium with them they'll be nickin our footballs.

I tend to think of Dyer.....

True. My mother, my father-in-law.

What a well-run organization. Their team psychologist (if there is one) should tell Rooney to imagine that the balls are pies- he wouldn't hoof them in the crowd then.

With H****Y gone for three weeks, he could move him to striker.

And the Kop sings, "Shear-rer...Shear-rer....Shear-rer"

No, because we were a colony and all decisions were made in London, New Zealand got the sheep and we got the conquered French and a federal system of government.

What a wanker. He says, I think Scottish football is progressing. Bullshit. For some reason, before the Liverpool/Newc match was on it was supposed to be Arse/Boro. No idea what happened, but was treated to Rangers-Livingston. Still trying to clear the images of awfulness from my mind, Could only watch for twenty minutes or so. They had the ref and all the players holding up big red placards before the match that said "Give Racism the Red Card". Yeah, okay. Is that before or after the No Surrender, kill all the Catholics sectarian Glaswegian west side east side we won the battle of boyne, or whatever, long live William of Orange, have I left anything out. I shit myself worried that the Canadian tv had royaly fucked up and would be treated to Celtic vs TeamSheepDip. Thank God (the Protestant,Presby, Lutheran, Pope, Islam Buddha whatever God there is) that the first images on my screen were of the Kop. Good luck Buomsong, colect yer fat paycheck and memorize some Burns poetry. Oh, and don't forget to try le Haggis au tripe.

Jerzy worries me, he really does. I really think Jones is the better choice until Chris back. Just a side question- who is better at the back- Abel or Igor?

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Bring back Mad Erik from Allemenia Aachen. Him and Didi could be the new blitzkreig.

With a good dental plan there is potential, chap.

I hate fucking penguins.

If Finnan's final touches were better Sat, he would been man-of-the-match. And we may have won 5-1. I think he'll come around though. Hope Kirky gets back soon, Jerzy is a bit dodgy. Remember Jerzy, it's always better to get two hands on the ball and parry it away then going for the flashy camera save. Well done on Shearer, though.

His better days are going to be behind him soon. Baros, FSP, Owen and Cisse should be enough upfront. However, if it gets rid of *8*, then it would be worth it.

Maybe he should put her on the transfer market. If she's a looker I'll take her on a Bosman;)

Looks good for us, hopeful that City will beat Spurs. They should have put them away in the last 20 mins. We should have no trouble with Pompey if we're up for it like Saturday. Mancs have tough draw, and Arse or Chelski is going out. In the last eight we could see Tranmere again. Roll on Cardiff.

Well, mav, one swallow made my summer- the first blowjob I got way back in the summer of '86!