Nunavut Patrick

Do you want her number? She has fantastic boobs but also a hearing impediment and always forgets to either have spare batteries or leaves it off so can be quite loud and there is lots of having to repeat yourself as after the third glass she loses the ability to read lips.

Rijoa is excellent wine. On the cheeky level nothing beats an Argentinian Malbec from the bottom shelf of the wine section. @Brownie I knew a nurse who used to drink red wine with ice cubes. Three glasses and she would be smashed, the fourth glass she’d be plunking ice cubes in the wine spilling it.

Tidy your bookshelf RJ

Well with everyone staying home and cleaning excessively there is more money in sucking up dust then blowing air into lungs. Dyson might be worries the Shark is going to suck his profits away. And everyone knows only the most talented demographic of those who can both suck and blow tend to be females in the adult industry, not smarmy Hoover-suing industrialists.

Same here in Canada. It’s also the chief public health nurse and doctors who are also showing competencies. Most of whom are women. Our boy Justin said everyone stay home at Easter and do virtual egg hunts, etc. And then fucks off to his cottage and his wife posts pictures on social media. Also the leader of the opposition loads his wife and five kids on a 10-seater charter plane with the Green Party leader and a cabinet minister. Wouldn’t leave them back in Saskatchewan while we’re all under order not to travel. Doug Ford (some may remember his brother Rob Ford the crack smoking patois speaking former mayor of Toronto) is leading the way and has thrown all partisan rhetoric away and earned praise from from the left.

Just driven through Sudbury so can’t really comment. Saturday nights in Sudbury are all about bingo, getting stinko and not thinking about Inco.

Probably best not to totally piss off the Chinese. They’ve got nukes and two billion people plus that Terracotta Army.

51 I had to live through Anne Murray CBC specials. And Rita McNeil. After I was ripped from the womb of Europe as a fledgling 13yr old goalkeeper in Den Haag it became Hockey Night In Canada and awful Canadian content on TV. PBS with Soccer Made In West Germany and Fawlty Towers/Python was a saving grace.

Not a lot of homegrown terrorism in NS. Helen Reddy and Anne Murray did enough. Great place although I find Halogonians are quite full of themselves. They think they invented the donair.

16 now. Including a Mountie. Was working when I got home and saw the headline and I thought is there a Nova Scotia in the States? A frustrated denturist wanna be cop on a rampage. He had a car painted like an RCMP car allegedly. 51 yr old male.

I like Cornish hens and Cornish pasties.

It’s possible but not when you mash potatoes with the skins on.

Sweatpants when they come out of the dryer. Popping bubble wrap although bubble wrap is scarce these days. Fat people walking fat dogs.

Not as funny as baked beans bolognese.

*parboil* Try with fingerling potatoes. I rarely do this because I'll easily demolish a kilo of the roasted wonders.

Two gala apples a day (skin on) and two slices of whole grain bread (usually a two rasher or four stripey bacon with one whole vine on tomato) and you will have champion turds.

Beans in a bolognese? Corned beef bolognese? I have a can of artichoke hearts in the cupboard and a frozen salmon filet. Guess I’ll just lash that into a bolognese and then serve it with mash with TJE FUCKING SKIN ON

To Sir With Love inspired me to be a teacher and a bus driver. No bus driver no trip to the museum. As for Denzel, never really wanted to be a hospital porter.

It’s really about knowing your onions.

Amazing man, he can make ants chewing off blades off grass riveting. With no sport I’ve been watching loads of the BBC nature channel.

The secret: Paprika.

I think the most shocking thing in all this is not loon Yanks trying to look like Rambo, or 5G mast burners but Piers Morgan being the journalist holding the British government accountable.

Shallot gravy Mash Peas Sausage (you have to hunt hard for decent sausage over here - place in Saskatchewan- Ottenbreits- is marvellous but your standard sausage here is supermarket hot and mild Italian- although you can get a decent chorizo but none of those belong on a sausage and mash plate)

Green eggs and ham? Are a fan of green eggs and beans? Custard creams sitting in a tree?