Fugitive

That is fucking woeful. Only joking, fair fucks to you for actually getting out there and having a go. More than most will ever do. I doff my cap to you.

I’m like those fellas from ‘The curse of Oak Island’. They piss away all their money in the hope they find some treasure that almost certainly doesn’t exist and I waste money in pursuit of a decent delivered breakfast that is just as likely not to exist but I can’t give up the chase. We are dreamers.

The difference is that I know how shit the breakfast I post are and call the cunts who cooked it out. He actually seems to be pleased with that fucking mess he is claiming to be an omelette. If anyone on here knows what a shitty breakfast looks like, it’s me.

That egg on the place was the one below the egg in the box picture. I cut the dolls heads off in anger.

Look at shit eggs getting all pissy.

one, the box is not opened while the cunt who delivered it is stood there. Two, the cunt who delivered it didn’t actually cook it, you balloon knot. Three, I’ve done terrible terrible things in the name of horrid food that I can’t broadcast on the internet.

If I had been served that, I would have took a hammer to her other leg.

That cunt let me down for about £300 a few months back. Needed him to score and he did in 93rd minute but it got ruled out for offside, the shit twat.

I’ve done the measurements and you could fit all your facial features on your forehead which is pretty impressive.

Expect to see loads of sponsorship and endorsement deals from Middle Eastern companies to City players in the coming years.

I’m one bad breakfast away from being front page news in Scotland, the sweaty fucking cunts.

They only got 0.5 because you can’t even order beans from them, the only thing that’s currently stopping me leaving their first review calling them paedo cunts.

Apart from the fact he that had obviously been sexually assaulted on the way here, the 1p Sausages tasting like shit, the black pudding having the consistency of granite and the haggis not actually tasting anything like haggis, it was sound. 0.5/10 Fucking cunts.