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I've been doing a night course and all the women are around my age give or take, and it's depressing as fuck. When i was a youngster the calibre of booh-yah hotties on a college course was top drawer, now it's like being surrounded by melted Wellington boots.

Genuinely considered putting that on my LinkedIn.

Liverpool uni probably trained all the cunts.

Haven't you heard about that bridge? Keep up.

Many of our group of mates' texts are now about health.

I reckon Code wheels these stats out on dates, council meetings and on the tram to strangers. "If the mayor of Malmo would look at paragraph five, subsection 22, he will see that Oyvind Leonhardsen had an xg of 12.NINE per cent." "The fuck you on about?"

He'd probably tried to like it.

Strange behaviour all round. Always amazes me that high profile people bother with social media, or at least don't get someone to manage it for them. When people talk of threats etc they're never (or very rarely) genuine or credible. We then get this bollocks how it's "Liverpool fans" doing it, when it's probably a half dozen oddballs. The fact he sat there and bothered to delete all those posts makes me question the lad's mental health and maturity to be honest. Nunez has had huge support, continues to have huge support. Fans by and large get shitloads of grief these days for little reward. Klopp is vastly wealthy. The owners are vastly wealthy, the players are vastly wealthy. Any one of them would (and have) fuck us off at the drop of a hat. The club plays under market value to its non playing staff, does fuck all for the anfield community, tried to furlough its staff, tried to fucking copyright the name liverpool and the fucking liver bird. Not a peep from Klopp, just wants you to respond to his fist pump- but will shout and scream at you if you request a fist pump and he doesn't consider one appropriate. Klopp fucking cries when people sing his name, cries when they try to high five him, cries when someone writes or says something he doesn't like. The fans do day jobs all week and pay what little they have to watch a game which is increasingly shite, purely to support the club of their fathers. That always has been and always will be taken for granted. I've never liked going to live games because I don't like to pay good money to be treated like an animal. You only get that experience in stadiums, concerts and night clubs. Shit overpriced booze and food, get corralled out as soon as they want you gone, thank you and fuck off. Then you have to get all this the liverpool family marketing shite rammed down your throat. Yeah, watch me play shite on loads of money, support me anyway lest Klopp call you a slag and say he'd rather give your seat to the Chinese. Buy your kid a two tier fucking shirt with the most expensive being over a hundred notes, sold to you by club staff who're being paid less than you'd get in Asda, in the shadow of streets that look like something from Fallout 4. Fuck, right, off. How anyone idolises these cunts amazes me. As a form of entertainment now I consider it to be somewhere between Netflix and the pictures. We've been ratted out here boys. Watch it.

She's a dickhead, the pipa crerar shit with Cummings' Barnard Castle stuff was the most excruciating shit I've ever seen.

How funny would it be if he ends up fucking THEM off.

If Bruce was Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams he'd have built it but nobody would have come.

I've updated my list to include Homelander and Wilson Fisk.

Bonkers, love the way KC is clearly used as a pejorative too. "The man".

The GF is starting to resemble the first 20 minutes of a zombie film when social breakdown can no longer be contained. It starts off as news reports and before you know it a jumbo jet has crashed into Sainsbury's and every TV channel is playing reruns of Bergerac.