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Captain Willard

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  1. Captain Willard
    We need a Q. Don’t be the numpty that jumps a letter
  2. Captain Willard
    We’re playing by the more austere rule that the name has to be in the title
  3. Captain Willard
    Polythene Pam
  4. Captain Willard
    Maria by Cole Porter
  5. Captain Willard
    The Holly and the Ivy. I know. There is a transvestite called Holly in Perfect day by Lou reed. This was the inspiration for Holly Johnson.
  6. Captain Willard
    We need an F next
  7. Captain Willard
    Ok. We can try your more austere version. Your Stalin to my Kruschev
  8. Captain Willard
    Charlotte Sometimes by the Cure
  9. Captain Willard
    In an attempt to distract us from this week’s shit events, here is another nerdy lyrics thread. Now the obvious discipline here is we have to go in alphabetical order so not jumping ahead until we have cleared the letter. Sounds obvious but some fucking idiot will post “sweet Jane” whilst we are on D. As ever please post some text and not just a you tube video we have to listen to to get the reference. I’ll open the batting with “Living next door to Alice” so now we need a B. Hopefully obvious.
  10. Captain Willard
    Great point. Everyone posting negative shit on the West Ham post should read this.
  11. Captain Willard
    Today’s effort.
  12. Captain Willard
    Yes else it will fill with water over time and rot the roots.
  13. Captain Willard
    Ha ha. I’ve met them both and I’d say she’s the weirdest.
  14. Captain Willard
    Glad you’re ok now. For me it’s just a release, an hour a week to clear a lot of bad stuff out of my head. She doesn’t do much, just listens, asks questions and makes connections. I don’t know why it works but it seems to make a difference. Mrs Willard says it’s transformational, she says I’m a different person since I’ve started. I dread every session but feel much better on the drive home. It’s the mental health equivalent of going to the gym.
  15. Captain Willard
    I’m now going to see a female therapist once a week. She’s ok, seems to be making the world a lighter place. That’s all I want really, to live in the sunlight and not the darkness. It’s a short life so I don’t want to waste it looking backwards.
  16. Captain Willard
    Very nice.
  17. Captain Willard
    My teenage son had a supply teacher called Mr Wolf today, German bloke. Within seconds one of my son’s mates put his hand up and asked “what’s the time Mr Wolf ?”
  18. Captain Willard
    Finished Baby Reindeer. Fuck me that was intense. Just brilliant.
  19. Captain Willard
    There will be some poor fuckers out there who bought tickets from tout sites for this and paid £500 plus for what is now a meaningless game in a soulless ground with a shit view.
  20. Captain Willard
    “I hate this iteration of our team with an absolute passion” You don’t think that’s hysterical for 4 defeats out of 34 ?
  21. Captain Willard
    God this has been a shit last few pages. We lost 4 games and won 22 so far this season in one of the most competitive leagues in the world and armchair coaches are suddenly saying we are shit. We’re all disappointed but keep some perspective, we’re competing against a club funded by a country and we will probably finish 4 points behind them. The Klopp era has been brilliant, Salah one of the best players ever to put on the red shirt, the comeback against Barcelona, so many other amazing moments. If you can’t take 4 defeats out of 34 without a fucking hysterical melt down then you should follow the Harlem Globe Trotters.
  22. Captain Willard
    The German army lost 700,000 men and 25% of all of their total war production at Stalingrad. Almost inconceivable
  23. Captain Willard
    The club will struggle to sell him. He's on a massive new contract so I cant see anyone else matching it unless he goes to Saudi. He's too old for any of the big European clubs to pay £100m plus now. Maybe the club let him go for a much smaller amount just to reduce the wage bill.
  24. Captain Willard
    Horrible end to the Klopp era. Petering out, rancour from the fans, general feeling of negativity. It feels like the end of my previous marriage.
  25. Captain Willard
    Fuck me there are some fickle bed wetting fans in here. It’s a derby, we’ve missed a lot of chances. Get behind the fucking team
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