Kepler-186

Forward Joe Soap's army, ‎marching without fear, With our old (Tory) commander, ‎safely in the rear.‎‎ He boasts and skites ‎from morn till night, And thinks he's very brave, But the men who really did the job ‎are dead and in their grave.‎‎ Forward Joe Soaps army, ‎marching without fear, With our old commander, ‎safely in the rear.‎‎ Amen.‎

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Plod all over this

Trotsky was always the better manager anyway.

Not hidden really but a new restaurant in Chinatown. Just been reviewed by Scouse Ghetto Gourmet. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu7T_voIFX2/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

The worst Shipman.

“Woo hoo! Just like Port Stanley, hey Slick?” ”Dunno, mate, I was in 2nd year juniors.”

Russell Grant has let himself go.

Stop the boats latest. 2 cruise ships leased by Tory spiv government refused permission to dock in Liverpool and Edinburgh. More to follow as I doubt Peel turned them down. More like dockers refused to berth them. Illegal Migration Bill passed last night, and as stated in Chris Mason’s article from only 5 hours ago “ I'm told, some Conservative peers not seen around the place very often, did turn up to back the government. Lloyd Weber said to me later before he was jetting back to New York “fucking lazy cunts.” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66232322

As you typed that Kate Andrews appeared on the beeb for the 3009th time.

“How’s (was) Florida?”

Lee Harpic is a phone hacker.

I saw her in May at the Phil she’s boss. Love she’s changed cops for bizzies in the lyrics, amongst other little updates.

Few choice emails to the bolshy French unions and he wouldn’t be enjoying his little chateaux and chilled white wine so much the Brillo headed blert.

The most left wing country in Europe, always has been, always will.

The goddamn woke wacked us, Johnny.

“It woz the woke wot dun it”- “Britain’s economic collapse blamed solely on smashed advocado on toast eating wokeratti- here’s what we’re doing about it. Would you like to know more?”

Academic Rigour sounds like a minor Basque unmentionable outfit. “Pointless, mean spirited exercise” just about sums up the last 13 years.

17th July 1936 was the beginning of the fascist coup in Spain and the first act of the Civil War. The YouTube video is quality and features Spain’s first astronaut Luis Carrero Blanco. ¡No Pasarán!

This is a good read from Mic Wright on this “mickey mouse” degree stuff. A little sample: “ One of the government’s measurements of “value for money” is that a course delivers a ‘good job’ — it’s not so good at defining that, unsurprisingly — within 15 months. That knocks out many careers, including in the NHS and social care as well as almost every job in the arts or journalism unless you’re already a rich kid. Curiously enough, Classics — a degree that often sends its graduates to jobs in investment banking, not because of their Latin declension but their family connections - is not included on the ‘low-value’ list. “ https://open.substack.com/pub/brokenbottleboy/p/media-studies-is-vital-ppe-is-a-mickey?r=7i95q&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

Always worth remembering Sunak lost to a woman who tried to meme herself as the Iron Lady 3.0 but ultimately wilted quicker than an Iceberg lettuce that had already faced delays due to Brexit. Absolute clownshow.

Surely the massive debt they’re foisting on the young is paying back all the student gaffs, universities property speculation, propping up Canadian teachers’ pension funds?