Davelfc

Laws have now been enforced in England and Wales with the amendments making the following 10 acts towards a partner illegal. 1. Sharing sexually explicit images of a partner New laws surrounding ‘revenge porn’ make it illegal for someone to share intimate photographs of you with anyone, online or otherwise. 2. Restricting access to finances Even if they earn more money than you, the law says your partner cannot stop you from accessing cash within the relationship. 3. Putting you down Persistent name-calling, mocking and other forms of insulting behaviour are now illegal. 4. Stopping a partner from seeing friends or family Monitoring or blocking of calls and emails, telling you where you can or cannot go, and preventing you from seeing your friends or relatives is now against the law. If your partner isolates you from the people you love, they could face the wrath of the law. 5. Scaring you Your partner might not physically assault you, but if they are doing enough to frighten you, they are committing an offence. That could include using their size to intimidate or breaking things around the house. 6. Threatening to reveal private things about you Repeated threats to reveal personal and private information is now classed as a form of abuse. It could include revealling details about health or sexual orientation. 7. Putting tracking devices on your phone It is illegal under the new legislation to 'monitor a person using online communication tools or spyware'. 8. Being extremely jealous Persistent accusation of cheatin and 'extreme jealousy, including possessiveness and ridiculous accusations of cheating' all come under the new legislation. 9. Forcing you to obey their rules The CPS says if a partner is forced to abide by stringent rules set by a partner, it could mean they are committing a crime. 10. Controlling what you wear Your partner taking control over any part of your life is highlighted in the new legislation, including restricting who you see and where you go. Controlling what you wear or how you look could also now be grounds for prosecution under the changes. No. 3 might mean you have to be careful posting things here in this thread.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, and she seems crazy. Its fine to wave it around at sexy pics of her though.

Keith Harris said at last nights AGM "We expect there will be an instruction for safe standing. It could increase capacity by 10,000." He actually said about capacity "We wish it could fly right up to the sky but it can't" There they go again, hopes and dreams. If the city got the commonwealth games, now if safe standing. Obviously they're apoplectic at the thought they might have a stadium with a lower capacity than us, so this might shut them up. The truth is those that run this shit show know they haven't got the support for a higher capacity, they haven't got the support for the capacity now really. Well until the bitters realise if state standing is ever approved then most clubs would get the same benefit too, including us.

We can only hope that there's no turbulence if Lallana flies over for a medical, could see him out for months.

Get your arse to Ikea mate, they've got some cheap tables that might look better. The funniest part is he hasn't spent any of his own money, he's loaned them hundreds of millions and spent the money they got from player sales. Now he's spent all of their money and put them in hundreds of millions of pounds in debt, it's time to stop throwing money around. Plus they're as shit as they were before he spent their money. I like him.

We're just one slight injury to Alisson away from this shit show

If we win the league all of this will have been seen as a masterstroke, if we miss out then tonight will be used as a stick to beat Klopp with by many.

Phew, I was starring to worry I'd have nothing to moan about later

Wolves singing the old sign on song, because Wolverhampton is such an amazing city. Also singing the Gerrard slip song, because they were obviously masquerading as city or Chelsea during that season?

Sturridge has a couple of years in the legends team left in the tank.

Brilliant, Lovren injured.

Dangerous things those sleeping pills mixed with booze. Last time he mixed them he really got himself in the shit and embarrassed himself and his family by signing for the bitters. Still, he did serve his punishment and eventually manage to get away from them to a better club, again.

What can we put on a banner they thought, the assembled fans sat there with blank faces. Many too young to remember the real legends of the club, most too young to remember ever winning a trophy. Nobody presently at the club was tearing it up, and whenever someone did the club just sold them, hence the burning of the Arteta Banner weeks earlier. There must be something, maybe their European heritage. Hmm "1986, five stabbed in a riot between 150 followers of Everton, Manchester United and West Ham on a cross-channel ferry, which is wrecked and forced to return to England." nah, it doesn't have a ring to it. How about we use the deaths of 39 people to wind up the people in our city, you know the ones that lost 96 fans themselves to a tragedy. We can also heap the blame for poor decisions from our club for decades on the rs and thus we win. Winning without winning, now where is that banner about Kenny Dalglish?

Lack of empathy. ... Exaggerated sense of self-importance. ... Feelings of entitlement. ... Selfishness in relationships. ... Enviousness and suspicion of other people's motivations. ... A need for excessive praise and attention. ... Arrogant and judgmental in attitude. And I just thought that was most females, obviously none of your wives or girlfriends and none of the women that might read this, oh no, you're in that class of 'not all women are like that'

Binge watched season 3 of the Travellers. What a shit rollercoaster. ride that was.

It's how we react to this in the coming weeks that will be the real result. Four points clear!

I'm torn on tonight's game, on one hand I want us to win. On the other I know a few lifeboat men and I wouldn't want to see them out on a night like this.

Most of them won't have got a winks sleep last night, the nerves. Not since that giddy night way back in May have they felt like this. Their biggest night of the year.

Financing without financing, Everton that! Moshiri purchased 49.9% of Everton for £87.5m (valuing the club at £175m) He has since thrown in interest free (no payment date arranged) loans of between £220 and £350m depending what you read. Some of that to pay off debts and some in player purchases and manager wages, hahaha. So a club worth roughly £175m has debt (sorry equity is what they are calling this debt) of twice what they are valued, at payable to the owner. Now please tell me, what investors would be happy to fund a £500m stadium when their owner is owed £350m? The money he is owed equates to more than a quarter of his personal fortune. Does any sensible investor ever risk their money like this? As someone has previously mentioned, half a billion for 13k seats, seats they won't sell because they can't sell to capacity now. I mean the stupid ones that bought season tickets on the back of a few tweets and pundits declaring them champions elect during the summer window, can't surely be stupid enough to do that year upon year, not if yesterday is anything to go by. Moshiri saw an opportunity with a free stadium courtesy of the Commonwealth games. That turned to shit so he stuck and spun again this time spunking hundreds of millions on players and managers. That has turned to shit. At what point does he realise that he's fucked up? I'm guessing as he sit there in his Tax dodging mansion in Monaco that it dawned a while ago, it may have also gone unnoticed that it's not his money he's fucked up with, they owe him that back in loans, sorry equity.

I'm sure if we worked hard enough we could adapt the 'Fuck off Mourinho" song.

Ah, Jermaine Jenas. He's forgotten more about football than he ever knew.

His family are reportedly in shock, one stunned relative said "I really don't know what to say, I never would have guessed he was an evertonian, I guess you never really know someone." another stated "It's a stitch up, they have the wrong person it must be. I can't believe this it's brought shame on the whole family. He's never supported Everton and we can't understand why people are saying this"

Happy Festivus.

Drink in their hate and bile, their pain and torture. Their successes come from our failures as they get nothing but torment from their own club and now nothing but torment from us. What a time to be alive! They haven't won a game since they put a blue light on the Liver Birds, they're cursed now.